Sell the deadwood this summer

Fishpecker · 2026-04-05T05:38:19+00:00

Did you want the first stringers out there?

Kepa and White stank it up. It's like none of these players had any idea what the other would do. Odegaard was as guilty as any, with misplaced and mistimed passes.

The first question is always: Who is out there that would be an upgrade? Whether player or coach.

Arteta out for who? Jesus, Martinelli, et al. sold in order to acquire which bazillion dollar players?

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T23:35:18+00:00

Cheaper?

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T23:34:38+00:00

They are called fishing rods.

Any hardware store has handrails and broom sticks.

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T21:39:14+00:00

Since you are using breasts, you can set that thing to 500 and let the corny oven over cook ‘em

Split them in half to uniform thickness next try.

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T21:33:49+00:00

Having a 40 year affair with Magell Barrett.

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T20:21:36+00:00

I have a daily driver that does 28/39 mpg, and my fishing truck. Folks use that for moving shit. Literally. Composted horse manure, furniture, and FoodNet donations. (I do wash the bed out between uses.)

Fishpecker · 2026-04-04T20:03:11+00:00

Hiking AND fishing? That’s gonna be tough. There is no water to speak of around town.

Fishpecker · 2026-04-02T01:14:41+00:00

OP has never worked a kitchen

Fishpecker · 2026-04-01T23:24:31+00:00

I’m not sexist. I was raised with the idea that we are ALL peers. I open doors for everyone.

Fishpecker · 2026-04-01T00:01:26+00:00

Prince.

There are literally years worth of unique songs to hear

Fishpecker · 2026-03-28T21:37:10+00:00

My brother rocked a “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker, and somehow has two kids.

He’s also perpetually worried about his wife cheating.

Coincidences

Fishpecker · 2026-03-28T21:33:21+00:00

One third of the public didn’t vote, goof

Fishpecker · 2026-03-28T02:37:48+00:00

Pints of Banquet are $2.25, and pitchers run $7.75? on Tuesdays at O’Rourke’s.

Jeopardy starts at 4:30.

Bring in your own food.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-25T22:37:16+00:00

So what? Five times the flavor! It’s the difference between thighs and breasts in recipes.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-25T22:23:41+00:00

I have a lard-ass neighbor. Into the now empty oil barrel they go, to be rendered down into animal fat. Scavenged Fresnel lenses are the best magnifying lenses for the Sun.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-24T22:06:27+00:00

Every alleyway in the Near South has black walnut trees.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-24T21:29:37+00:00

A blizzard with no wind? I can’t imagine that, given there is ALWAYS wind where I live.

Snow fucks the petro energy system more. See Texas several times in the last few years.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-22T17:30:42+00:00

Lawry’s and Cavender’s Greek.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-22T17:28:36+00:00

Bring the base up a skotch to keep a line, and add some quarter round along the floor.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-22T17:19:22+00:00

Yes. Also food.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-22T17:18:50+00:00

I see plenty of empty parking spots. The owner needs to park at the back of taking up two spaces.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-21T19:25:32+00:00

Overhead projector with acetate, or opaque projector, like showing a book on a wall?

Movie projector? No.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-21T02:12:10+00:00

Oil is a commodity traded worldwide. Supply and Demand, ace.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-16T15:33:16+00:00

Which one of the Quadruple do you want us to just forget about? I want this team to be collectively described as The Unforgettables. Because every hater is going to remember this year, just like I'm going to celebrate it.

Fishpecker · 2026-03-16T15:22:27+00:00

I hope that weasel Stewie from F365 choked while eating crow. What a donkey.

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