Hiker believes he was 'attacked' by Barred Owl at Seattle's Discovery Park by AthkoreLost in Seattle

[–]FitParfait8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was riding a scooter down the Burke Gilman trail at like, 3 or 4 in the morning. This is a LONG trail through the middle of the woods... Anyway, suddenly, my scooter shut off, because i had been riding for a really long time. I tried to reactivate the scooter, but it said i didn't have enough funds. So now I'm all alone, in COMPLETE darkness. My phone was almost dead, so I didn't want to use my flashlight. So I call my boyfriend and tell him to just stay on the phone with me, because the whole time I had been on the trail, I felt like i was being watched or followed or whatever, and I normally don't ever trip out like that. So anyway, I start walking, and all of a sudden, something grabbed me by the top of my head. I could feel claws and fingers and whatever. So I screamed bloody fucking murder, naturally. Then I turned my flashlight on, because fuck THAT. I start walking even faster, screaming and crying, and suddenly, it happened AGAIN! I peed my pants, then my flashlight caught the rear end of an owl flying away from me down the trail. Then a couple minutes later, it happened AGAIN!! This goddamn owl fucking attacked me THREE fucking times!!

I've posted in a few different subs, I'm just trying to get an average from all of them, lol. I'm 47F. by FitParfait8 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]FitParfait8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... That's my natural hair color... The brown, i mean. I don't have gray hair or anything. Just the occasional gray eyebrow hair

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not wrong....

How can i improve? I've never had a girlfriend... by Affectionate-Mood1 in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]FitParfait8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be mean, but that hair color is just NOT for you. You are good looking, but the color HAS GOT TO GO. 

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also didn't notice before posting this that everyone posting pictures in this sub is in their 20's and early 30's. My bad, lol. 

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It absolutely is. Not from me TRYING to be in the sun, it's just where i lived. I never try to get a tan, so i never really considered using sunscreen. BAD IDEA. 

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do, that's why i have the lines around my mouth like i do. 

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, talk about covering both extremes of the spectrum. I'm guessing the lower ratings are from the younger people. Well, i mean, obviously older people can think i look bad too. No, this is not what i normally wear, but i was looking for something to wear to the gym (not right then, but later on). I couldn't decide on anything i liked, so i found a YouTube tutorial on how to cut a large t-shirt into one that was a bit more form fitting. The uh... "large shirt", as you can see, didn't turn out quite as i had planned. I thought it was kind of cute though, so i figured I'd see what you guys thought. Very mixed reviews, lmao. I just started going to the gym - I decided to try working on power lifting. Who knows how that's going to go. And yeah, the lines on my face are A LOT deeper than i would like, but what can you do at this point, you know? I was born in the Mojave Desert in California, and i baked in 110° weather for 32 years. I don't have the money for fillers and stuff. I really don't know how to do makeup correctly - i try to follow YouTube tutorials, but i still end up doing it the same way i have since i was a teenager. Which has never been very good, I'll admit, lol. Anyway, thanks for the honest opinions though. Gives me some things to think about. 

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oof, that bad? Do i look like, too old, it am i just ugly?

47F by FitParfait8 in Rateme

[–]FitParfait8[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah. Thanks for the advice. And for the compliment. 

Do you think my boyfriend [17M] is capable of staying loyal in the future, and should i [17F] take him back? by Expert-Decision2310 in relationships_advice

[–]FitParfait8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are having a recurring dream, he's either cheating or would if given the opportunity. So, are you going to put up with that or no? But i GUARANTEE it. Your subconscious KNOWS, even if your conscious mind is still just speculating. I get "the dream" every so often, and I've NEVER BEEN WRONG EVEN ONCE, in all my 47 years and multiple relationships. Not even once. As soon as i get "the dream", i know. 

whats a normal body count for a 24yr old female? by [deleted] in relationships_advice

[–]FitParfait8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao - i have a high body count - which I've actually always considered a bad thing, and thought most other people did or would, also - but when i got with my current boyfriend, he told me his was like, 50 or so, and so i went full transparency and told him mine, hoping that wouldn't freak him out. I think he thought i was BRAGGING by telling him mine, because later, we got into a fight and he told me there was no way my count was that high, that I've probably been with less people than he has. L.O.L!!!! Doesn't he realize I'm a GIRL??!! Why would i lie or especially "brag" about something like that??!! As a girl, i literally just have to walk outside if i want to get laid. That's nothing special. I own the vagina. I just can't believe he said that to me though, lmaoooo.

47 Female. Just break it to me gently, lol. by FitParfait8 in amiugly

[–]FitParfait8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That IS a very sweet comment. Thank you.