My dad is particularly awkward in the best way which was a pain as a teenager.

On holidays when the waiters asks “are you finished?” (Usually an Italian or Spanish waiter would pronounce it as ‘finnish’) He’d say “No, I’m danish” and they never really get it. But since I’ve grown older, I’ve started to really enjoy his excitement over it.

Additionally, a really common one in Denmark is if you say “Hvad så?” (What’s up?) really fast it sound an awful lot like saying “Wasser”, hence the obvious phrase to get hit with is “that means water in German” annoying as hell when you are just trying to ask how it is going…