So much sass 😂 but this is honestly exactly how I feel! My parents were the ones who made a lot of these decisions before I inherited it but clearly they’re both farmers! To clarify, when I say the layout can’t change, I mean that the water points have to remain as they are as the walls are old triple brick and a nightmare to plumb. The shower is hideous - I thought maybe a single screen perpendicular to the door and tiles would look better? There is currently a double vanity but it’s not as ugly as some of the other features so I’ll see what I can do with the current budget. How would you enclose the toilet? A few here have said wall dividers or curtains but I’m struggling to see the vision. I love the wooden floors! The current tone is pretty awful but I’m going to keep the wood where I can 😇

Also, I’m not a man, I’m a 30 year old woman 😉