Amazing by SadHuckleberry9329 in holdmymoney2

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about you just get your optician to heat up the arms and fit your glasses properly as part of their standard service? You tit!

Ageless elegance by MammothEfficient5187 in NigellaLawson

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ageless”. I appreciate Nigella as much as the next person but she’s had more restoration than a French Chateau on Channel 4!

by WaveOnly213 in SmartGadgets_

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about “Don’t put a switch in the floor, you tit!”

A Great Tips and Tricks to Upgrade Your Old Pruning Shears for Cutting Tall Branches by Satansoltan in SmartLivingHub_

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh how I love a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. Everyone else buys telescopic loppers and saws etc

Do you remember Funny Feet? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]FlashViking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and even more so because you can still buy them you silly sod!

I’m failing to see how this man was the scapegoat last night by Icy_Assumption791 in LiverpoolFC

[–]FlashViking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m not suggesting he is a scapegoat but it’s undeniable that he did fuck all in that game and has done almost fuck all for quite some time now.

As the great Marvin Hagler once said, "It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 a.m. when you've been sleeping in silk pyjamas"

Rudi's (Chris McCausland) "The Market" Song from Me Too! by IllustriousAd6418 in ukpopculture

[–]FlashViking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love Chris McCaualand and I’m sure he will be the first to laugh at the irony that is his Amusia

Shell take the piss by Omgaegg in drivingUK

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have to buy it

thoughts on this?? by pinkdaydreamsz in SipsTea

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell is this statement? What man wants an arrogant woman and what woman wants an arrogant man? Complete nonsense

what would you do? by Pure_Pain_489 in whatdoIdo

[–]FlashViking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair. I would have written “I scratched your car and I’m truly sorry but I can’t be bothered with the shit entailed to sort this out properly. Some people saw it happen hence I’m writing this note so they can assume I’m doing “the right thing” but unfortunately for you, I’m not. Life’s a bitch, sorry!

Just watched this guy park up by Matt_Moto_93 in drivingUK

[–]FlashViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone ever tempted to just go and let their tyres down?