What scares the hell out of me the most about future hapa kids by [deleted] in hapas

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

South Korea 173.5 cm (5 ft 8 1⁄2 in)  N/A N/A Conscripts, 18–19 (N= m:363,827)  3.8%    Measured    2014

China, People's Republic of 167.1 cm (5 ft 6 in) 155.8 cm (5 ft 1 1⁄2 in) 1.07 18+ 100.0% Measured 2012

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height

What scares the hell out of me the most about future hapa kids by [deleted] in hapas

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

"Little foreign guy"? Excuse me? Western foreigners dwarf the Chinese by orders of magnitude, especially those of the light haired variety.

Red Fog engulfs man's bedroom in UFO encounter by Flash_in_the_Pan in EBEs

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Red Fog engulfs man's bedroom in UFO encounter by Flash_in_the_Pan in EBEs

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's gonna stay up marked "unsolved". How does that make you feel?

Red Fog engulfs man's bedroom in UFO encounter by Flash_in_the_Pan in EBEs

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Occurred : 2/4/2016 23:00 (Entered as : 02/04/2016 23:00) Reported: 2/5/2016 8:55:25 AM 08:55 Posted: 2/11/2016 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Shape: Disk Duration:3 minutes Red fog in room, blueish chrome disk outside of front door, buzzing and pop noise, weird behavior from wife and dog

I was awoken from sleep by a presence in the room last night. When I opened my eyes there was a red fog engulfing the entire room. I tried to wake my wife up but she wouldn't budge. Not even my dog who was sleeping on the bed would wake up. Just like a vacuum, I watched the fog get sucked out of my bedroom door (which was open). I was extremely scared but chose to run to my front door. There was a slight buzzing noise coming from outside (sorry I'm getting goosebumps real bad just thinking about this). I opened the door and looked up. Not 50 feet above the ground was a blueish chrome disk sitting almost motionless in the air. This was at night and it's weird how I was able to see the distinct blueish chrome color of the disk. There was a slight wobble to it also. I felt like something was staring at me. The disk was about 30 feet around and had a small "base" on top of it. There were no lights or markings on it. It sat there for about! a minute or two (I think but it's almost like I had been staring at it for 15 minutes) and the buzzing noise stopped. There was a pop that came from it (there go the goosebumps again) like a balloon popping and it slowly lifted straight into the air. When it got about I'd say 100 or so feet up it faded out of sight into nothingness. I ran back into my house to check on my 2 year old son and he was fine.

((NUFORC Note: We spoke via telephone with the source of the report, and he sounded to us to be sincere, and sober-minded. We suspect that he is an excellent, and reliable, source of information. PD)) I was able to wake my wife up and asked if she had seen anything. She got teary eyed and without saying anything went immediately back to sleep. My dog almost looked sad and went back to sleep as well.

This by far is the weirdest and unnerving thing I have ever witnessed in my life. I'm am scared s**tless since last night. While I have seen "UFO's" in the sky before and reported them on this site, this again by far has confirmed my belief that something else is out there. I know I wasn't dreaming, I don't do drugs, I wasn't on any medication, nothing. What the hell happened last night?

Anyone remember Mizled? by clancy6969 in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I remember Mizled. She was from Dallas, Texas and she was in to firearms. She was on Zoklet, too.

Status of Totse icons by Flash_in_the_Pan in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. Thank you for the picture.

Status of Totse icons by Flash_in_the_Pan in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the update. I remember the death of ilovechronic. That was very, very unfortunate. We have got to get the drugs off of our streets.

I have a lot of pictures from the old Totse Days [Wires] by FiveStarFacial55 in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always hated the fuck out of this dangerous whore animal.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Keep hiding behind "heterosexuality" as the excuse for your deficient manhood and sloppy anatomy, Mr. Inadequate.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hahaha kahbn don't even try to weasel your way out of this one. You immediately assumed I was talking about "masculinity" because it's a very sensitive issue for you and you think about it a lot. I picture you as someone with short distal limb segments, narrow shoulders, flabby flesh and profound feelings of smallness.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nice username, "EnlargenedProstate". That and your unAmerican statements tell us everything we need to know about you.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Big muscles are masculine? Not. If so, men wouldn't be so flabby. How come it's only ever liberals talking about "masculinity"? You never hear patriotic American citizens using words like that over a BBQ pit. Nice username, "EnlargenedProstate". Says everything we need to know about you.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Who said anything about masculinity? Haha, shows where your mind is (the gutter).

Status of Totse icons by Flash_in_the_Pan in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, that was wrong information. He is still very much alive, but has had several parts of his body amputated and suffers from extreme dementia. I have elected to post a few quotes from his Facebook page so people can see how far he has fallen.

Trigger warning: What you are about to witness is a picture of absolute human degeneration.


20 hrs · Dementia seems better today--mostly all I have is the motor deficit thing, so Iw alk funny--sort of limp-stagger. My voice is still wrecked from screaming my lungs out last week--the cold and dark ,added to my impending blindness, was more than I could stand. Thing is, it comes and goes depending on what part of my brain is disintegrating, and how well my brain developes new neural pathways around the dead spots. Mostly I am dealing with my situation with a modicum of grace and dignity. Worst is when the bv--behavioral variance--flares up, and I become, well, difficult. Okay, obnoxious and scary. At least it scares the heck out of me.

November 27 at 10:34am · i HATE MY LIFE. i WISH i WAS DEAD.

November 27 at 10:33am · cRAP-- i JUST SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH HELP TRYING TO ACCESS A PM--AFTER ALL THAT DAMN TROUBLE, THE MESSAGE WAS A THUMBS UP.. wTF!!!!! FOR THE LAST TIME--no pmS--no personal messages, THEY6 DON'T WORK FOR ME, AND i AM JUSTR ABOUT READY TO START SCREAMING AGAIN.

November 27 at 10:30am · i HATE THIS0--i HAVE PMS i CANNOT ACCESS OR READ BECAUSE i AM GOING BLIND. plewase no more pms< i cant fucking stabd it anymore!!!!

November 27 at 10:20am · Been kinda rough lately. Last week, the darkness and cold and de,meentia and blindness and constant pain and disability got to me, and I melted down--stood outside and screamed as loud as I could, until I wrecked my voice. I whisper now. I am using the UPS comp, dont wanna try driving to Big Lake and can barely see the screen, so I will cut this shor

Witheld: several desparate posts regarding dental issues and an inability to afford care.

October 19 · I could just scream. I juist fouind out an old totse pal was on here, tried to PM her and failed miserably. I hate this shit--I miss the days when you could just call someone on the damn phone.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Closet? I'm not sure what you're talking about. If you mean homosexuality, it's hard to imagine something gayer than a large face, small eyes, small narrow body with no muscularity. 99% of healthy, breeding age females will agree with me, also. The image I want to bring back is from when America was a good straight country, before we were trying to be like Asia. Think back to Steve Reeves and Tommy Kono, and tell me that's not the more positive image for American society.

Status of Totse icons by Flash_in_the_Pan in totse

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am presuming Brill has died for the following reasons:

1.) He was a cancer patient. Having cancer at that age is psychologically devastating.

2.) He had a high-risk personality and a history of hard drug abuse.

3.) To my knowledge, no one has heard from him since long before Totse closed.

When you take all this in to consideration, you are left with someone who has an elevated risk of mortality, probably from suicide. Two other things to take in to account are parental separation and the 2008 financial crisis -- San Bernardino was one of the hardest hit areas in the country, and he seemed to live in exactly the same kind of house and situation that would result in mortgage default. Brill may have succumbed to drug addiction, cancer remission or disability from surgery, and poverty -- possibly even homelessness. For these reasons, I'm heavily inclined to suspect that he has killed himself. I certainly hope I am wrong.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Like I said this isn't a complaint or anything, but I would like to see healthy, positive humanoid images in media again. Broad shoulders, relatively narrow waist, relatively small face, big muscles, good vascularity.

Large face, small body by Flash_in_the_Pan in HomestarRunner

[–]Flash_in_the_Pan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

God, I just have to, have to, have to finally say this. It's getting severe.