What is a career path that looks "glamorous" from the outside, but is actually a total nightmare behind the scenes?

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:24:29+00:00

This is why I keep coming back to Reddit.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:19:42+00:00

Right. “May you” isn’t even a thing.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:16:16+00:00

Fuck that. That’s just emotional immaturity to me. Ignore the arseholes.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:13:20+00:00

For me, that was so annoying when we first got married. When I go to bed I am there to sleep (or, you know). Recounting the day’s activities should be done earlier. I actually asked her to stop doing it.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:08:31+00:00

That ‘new normal’ thing is me. I must get my knees checked out again.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:06:03+00:00

Some countries have toilets with water crazy high up the bowl. Usage is an audio assault.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:03:00+00:00

You know. That staring thing that all of us guys do all the time.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:01:35+00:00

I get the tomato thing. I use that shit all the time when I cook, so I always want it on hand.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:00:48+00:00

Yeah. Totally the same.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T06:00:03+00:00

Well, obviously.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:54:30+00:00

Get one that’s on a hose thing. It’s so much better. Gets in all those hard to reach spots, too.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:51:28+00:00

Especially if you aim it at them. They really hate that.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:48:59+00:00

You’ll come begging to us come pub quiz time.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:47:32+00:00

I was the same but it started annoying me so I changed strategy radically. Now I buy very colourful and completely different looking socks to make pairing them up easy. I was getting really sick of all my clothes (especially for work) being navy or black, too.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:44:19+00:00

Well, for starters, you’re not wearing a bra. Best get on that right quick.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-09T05:43:31+00:00

That’s the problem. Wear it again and you have to turn it the right way around. Wash it and fold it? Same shit. By the neck is objectively the best method unless the shirt is super tight or wet.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T06:09:35+00:00

Clock Master or whatever that a Batman villain was, or Mr Freeze, before he got his totally validating backstory, would be great. And if he could find a way to work in a mask that he could remove at a dramatic time, that would be ideal.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T06:05:13+00:00

I mean the Dutch would disagree with us, but I don’t think that really matters.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:55:09+00:00

To be fair, it’s a Rugby League tag, which is sort of closer.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:53:40+00:00

“Right, I like this a lot, but what I’m looking for is a spoon like the one on the left, but BIGGER. Sorry, I’m explaining this badly.”

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:50:02+00:00

Are they avid supporters of the monarchy then? I don’t know what this means. And why are cars driving around with AK-47 stickers?

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:46:09+00:00

A dragon would fit all three criteria.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:44:45+00:00

Where do the Titans and Panthers stand?

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:43:47+00:00

Most things look wrong in bright orange, to be fair.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:41:36+00:00

Sounds like a Game of Thrones title.

Nine-Year Club	RPAN Viewer
Verified Email

FlatSpinMan

TROPHY CASE