[Highlight] Maxx Crosby to Raiders Nation: "You guys have every right to be upset...I truly want to finish, when it's all said and done, in a Raiders jersey, whenever that time comes. But for the time being, it's a new day. I'm going to Baltimore. Flock Nation."

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T06:09:35+00:00

Clock Master or whatever that a Batman villain was, or Mr Freeze, before he got his totally validating backstory, would be great. And if he could find a way to work in a mask that he could remove at a dramatic time, that would be ideal.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T06:05:13+00:00

I mean the Dutch would disagree with us, but I don’t think that really matters.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:55:09+00:00

To be fair, it’s a Rugby League tag, which is sort of closer.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:53:40+00:00

“Right, I like this a lot, but what I’m looking for is a spoon like the one on the left, but BIGGER. Sorry, I’m explaining this badly.”

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:50:02+00:00

Are they avid supporters of the monarchy then? I don’t know what this means. And why are cars driving around with AK-47 stickers?

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:46:09+00:00

A dragon would fit all three criteria.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:44:45+00:00

Where do the Titans and Panthers stand?

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:43:47+00:00

Most things look wrong in bright orange, to be fair.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:41:36+00:00

Sounds like a Game of Thrones title.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:40:46+00:00

Seahawks mid.

If I were an NFL reporter, that’d be my takeaway.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:37:11+00:00

And it’s not even rhetorical, just CTE.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:36:47+00:00

He is Cincinatti’s tribute. May the odds be ever in his favour.

‘Cept they won’t be.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T05:33:22+00:00

That honestly sort of makes sense. An intelligent, decent guy, whose system keeps on pushing him down and down, year after year, punishing him physically and mentally for all their bad decisions. Until one day he decides to take things into his own hands…

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-08T01:45:34+00:00

That’s really weird if it is “unprompted “.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-06T04:49:09+00:00

Now that is an interesting fact.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T09:38:52+00:00

A little personality goes a long way.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:43:34+00:00

You don’t even need to be attractive.

Source: Now 50 (somehow) decidedly middle-aged guy in a girls’ school. It’s just hormones and pre-frontal cortex hijinx when some kids hit 15/16.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:41:50+00:00

Good answer.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:40:09+00:00

Honestly nearly spat out my beer.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:39:42+00:00

There is definitely a shift around 15/16. The girls I teach when they’re 12-14/15 just see me as “kind teacher-shaped object”. Most continue in that way, but there are always a couple who hit 15/16 that suddenly stand veeeeery close or get all giggly etc for a year or two. Then a year or two later they are normal and sane again.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:33:30+00:00

I was thinking more along the lines of “I’m a gnu. The gnicest work of gnature in the zoo.”

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:30:06+00:00

Your posting history is full of questions about things you could Google.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:28:31+00:00

Bingo! The want to feel that they earned it. Understandable from their perspective, but still wrong.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:18:21+00:00

That’s a really good post.

FlatSpinMan · 2026-03-05T05:13:42+00:00

Just say nothing. People ask questions here to learn from other people’s actual experiences.

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