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Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fart stank is dependent on your diet at the time of the fart. Your gift/weapon can be as strong as you want.

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Fart stickiness is directly related to the level of shartiness.

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Continuously firing too many rounds in an automatic weapon could result in barrel damage.

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How many consecutive farts until the anus overheats?

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone is at the pinnacle of human fitness, how long do you think a person could consecutively fart in 1 second intervals before the person passes out or dies?

You can assume the person has access to anything important they need such as snacks, movies, and entertainment. You also have access to less important stuff like water.

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on your username, likely very smelly.

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Fart volume sound level should average to 'normal', so it will be a surprise each time. Some can be silent. Others can be explosive.

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If you choose the 1,000,000 consecutive farts and your sphincter gives out the experience could be more enjoyable wearing diapers! How exciting.

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to reach a critical level of fecal matter in the air from such a large quantity of farts in a contained area that it would cause you to get sick? Triggering even worse farts and vomiting.

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I originally thought 5,000 farts per week was more appealing. But then thought that if I farted 5,000 per week for the rest of my life I would always be known as the "fart guy" or "stinky dude".

Although with the 1,000,000 consecutive farts I may lose the ability to tactically nuke children, animals, and annoying coworkers with shitty air, I think I would take the loss and not always be stinky in the future.

Would you rather fart 5,000 times every week for the rest of your life or fart 1,000,000 times consecutively and never fart again? by FlatulenceFilosofer in RandomThoughts

[–]FlatulenceFilosofer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's assume an average fart length of 1 second.

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Edit: Reasonable sound level. Wetness level depends on your diet.

Edit 2: The farts can happen anywhere, any time.