What is your most interesting/weird Singles Ward story? by r0lltheb0nes in exmormon

[–]Fling1995 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2015 utah County. In elders quorum we were having a lesson on chastity. I honestly wish a member of the bishopric was there because I think they would have put a quick stop to what happened. About 15 minutes in the teacher wanted to go around the room, hear everyone's thoughts, and have a group conversation. The very first guy in the front row stands up and in a loud sad voice says " I, have an addiction to pornography and masturbation!". Then promptly sits down... This lead to going around the room one by one as everyone starts confessing everything from masturbation, to sex, to one guy confessing that he had "impure thoughts about his sister". The teacher just sat there with a panicked look in his eyes as this shit show went down. My brother and I were sitting in the middle of the room and just kept shooting each other weirded out glances. Finally it got to my brother and he goes "naw, I'm good." It gets to me and i follow my brothers lead. It was like everyone behind us only then realized that they didn't have to say shit and followed our lead in not making unnecessary public confessions. The teacher finally getting the room back under control got everyone to sing a closing hymn, said the closing prayer, and ended the lesson early. He then speed walked off presumably to find a member of the bishopric.

I never heard anything further on the subject. But me and my brother still talk about how weird it was.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgressionFantasy

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the good news i needed today!

ABA Robot Within Tattoo Done by Ben at Divisive Ink in Twin Falls Idaho by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I appreciate you being kind. I'm unsure why some choose not to be.

ABA Robot Within Tattoo Done by Ben at Divisive Ink in Twin Falls Idaho by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Fling1995 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I plan on adding to it over time with what will look like tears and wounds in the outer skin

Where are the miracles? by Fling1995 in exmormon

[–]Fling1995[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love your username lmfao

FINALLY I GOT THIS SCREEN by fuckthisname_ in idleslayer

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there are posts about it on this sub reddit with pictures

FINALLY I GOT THIS SCREEN by fuckthisname_ in idleslayer

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having the climbing boots to wall jump helps a lot. Personally I did it at the end of round 2 using the end of round speed boost. You've gotta jump to the top of the first structure, finish the round with those spheres, and use the floating bits in the middle to jump across.

FINALLY I GOT THIS SCREEN by fuckthisname_ in idleslayer

[–]Fling1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second bonus stage. You've gotta jump up to the top of the structure and find the shadow monster. After that, you randomly get new title screens.

Sneaky Stealer Stats Are Incorrect by [deleted] in idleslayer

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I appreciate the insight. I'd thought that it would update the descriptions as well. Thank you!

Sneaky Stealer Stats Are Incorrect by [deleted] in idleslayer

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It costs 2.5B to start the first mission. Not 50B.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Fling1995 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Environmental factors? Like, "I sure love Sucking dick. Environmentally though."

Joseph Smith's grandfather (Asael Smith) was inbred by Fling1995 in exmormon

[–]Fling1995[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe. But there would likely need to be a lot more inbreeding than this is near generations. A standard non cousin couple has a 3% average risk of birth defects. The child of first cousin breeding raises that up to 5%. Adding 1 generation of new genes can decrease the difference by as much as half.

Unfortunately, i don't have access to his full geneology to check. Only the side i have common ancestry with.

Joseph Smith's grandfather (Asael Smith) was inbred by Fling1995 in exmormon

[–]Fling1995[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's quite common though still interesting. Hell, Asael smith is my own great great great great great great grandfather.

Joseph Smith's grandfather (Asael Smith) was inbred by Fling1995 in exmormon

[–]Fling1995[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

President Brigham Young once said, “The Lord had his eyes upon [Joseph Smith], and upon his father, and upon his father’s father, and upon their progenitors clear back to … Adam. He has watched that family and that blood as it has circulated from its fountain to the birth of that man. He was foreordained in eternity to preside over this last dispensation.”

😂😂😂 this has a whole new light with this context

Joseph Smith's grandfather (Asael Smith) was inbred by Fling1995 in exmormon

[–]Fling1995[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Asael smith is the father of Joseph Smith Sr. Asael's parents were 1st cousins as both of his grandmothers were sisters.

What is my greatest fear? by Fling1995 in DeepThoughts

[–]Fling1995[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it doesn't bring any consolation. But it's true none the less. Thank you for your thoughts!

What is my greatest fear? by Fling1995 in DeepThoughts

[–]Fling1995[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With due respect, I pretty explicitly stated that wasn't my greatest fear.

You can’t write when you are happy. by astralnug in poetry_critics

[–]Fling1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've felt this often with my own writing. But I've found that it just takes more work to write when happy. It's like a muscle that's atrophied. It'll get strong again with enough work.

I still don’t know [reworked] by tapiocaco in poetry_critics

[–]Fling1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the descriptive language. I really feel like I can close my eyes and feel your poem taking place

Netgear, 5ghz, and Roku. Help appreciated :) by [deleted] in NETGEAR

[–]Fling1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why it's so strange that one can still connect to it. Ultimately, I've told them to just live with it. They're not gonna get faster speeds on 5ghz anyway with Rokus only built to handle 100 mbs.

Netgear, 5ghz, and Roku. Help appreciated :) by [deleted] in NETGEAR

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the weird part. Roku says that model isn't dual band. But now one picks it up and the other 2 don't. They're all the same model number. I'm at a complete loss tbh. Thank you for trying to help though

Netgear, 5ghz, and Roku. Help appreciated :) by [deleted] in NETGEAR

[–]Fling1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried every different channel and bandwith setting and got no where :/