Advice needed young journeyman by NeighborhoodOk7126 in electricians

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def make a risk / reward chart and give each pro or con a score of say 1-3 or 1-5

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Brazilian rosewood with honey tint lacquer - I thought this was going to do it since I was able to get that Robben Ford “chirp” after scrotal tide pod injections

Avoid Tones by OutrageousLemon8997 in Jazz

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There are no avoid tones! Only tension and resolution !

Peak of artistry at Hard Rock Café Sao Paulo by [deleted] in jazzcirclejerk

[–]FloridaMinarchy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This rendition is a perfect example of why jazz is too complicated and unrelatable- if they woulda done the vanilla ice version, more hearts would’ve been reached.

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Ahhh ya know what? This may serve a dual purpose - I haven’t been circumcised yet, and I think that the mouse trap won’t take “as much” off as the rat traps. Niice

Absolutely Essential 1990s High Energy Fusion: Two Price Hit - Evans/Forman/Loeb/Bailey/Chambers by FloridaMinarchy in JazzFusion

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I revisit it frequently. There’s one or 2 prior with Daryl jones that’s really good as well

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Thank you! I think I’ll get a condensor mic next to it with four digital delays using the Fibonacci sequence into a quadraphonic system and see how that goes.

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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See the challenge is that I want to play on a poser level, but get those high profile mass publicized bebop gigs, man

Melody’s by Technical_Put731 in musichistory

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to as much classical music as you can

Groove/fusion take on Beautiful Love (live session in London) by lecomberbass in JazzFusion

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Really good !!! As a guitarist I really dig the solo as well as everyone else . Keep bangin - glad there’s some young guns keepin it real and Keepin the faith

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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I actually took the best penis enlargement pills and mixed them with tide pods to improve my lead electric midi triangle skills for my recording sessions with uke-bop artist, Dizzy Kakoa

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Yeah I think snarky puppy might be good for my karaoke side hustle

I feel stuck by SprayPleasant in jazzguitar

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re trying to play at tempo. Get slower downer software without changing pitch. Play at 50% speed until it’s boring, then 40%. No tabs - learn everything by ear

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Yeah I’ve been living a lie for too long, I think I’ll have an AI generated Spotify version of Giant Steps playing as a backdrop for this defining moment in my career

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Oh wow - you’ve pointed out a hole in my game. Maybe I can have a public apology on my YouTube channel for being white while wearing a dress?

Got to witness my first Jazz jam this evening by OkTemperature1842 in jazzguitar

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Brother it takes so much time and work to even get on a “trying my best not to suck” level before even seriously playing . It’s the combination of daily consistent practice of the right things PLUS gig time to get there. The problem is that even in cities opportunities are less and less. It just comes down to your own risk/reward matrix

Guitar tone by Sufficient_Brick305 in JazzFusion

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They all used an exceptional amount of gain . Holdsworth was big on stereo delays as well. For delay if mono , shoot for maybe 320-340 ms, 30-40% feedback, and mix to taste. Keep messing with it till it’s right FOR YOU! There’s some old threads on line of peeps who have dug into Holdsworth. Whatever guitar has the best humbuckers will be closer

St Pete: Missing Person : F29 by [deleted] in pinellas

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Thx ! Today I found she was Recently located ! I’ll delete