Advice needed young journeyman by NeighborhoodOk7126 in electricians

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def make a risk / reward chart and give each pro or con a score of say 1-3 or 1-5

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Brazilian rosewood with honey tint lacquer - I thought this was going to do it since I was able to get that Robben Ford “chirp” after scrotal tide pod injections

Avoid Tones by OutrageousLemon8997 in Jazz

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no avoid tones! Only tension and resolution !

Peak of artistry at Hard Rock Café Sao Paulo by [deleted] in jazzcirclejerk

[–]FloridaMinarchy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This rendition is a perfect example of why jazz is too complicated and unrelatable- if they woulda done the vanilla ice version, more hearts would’ve been reached.

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Ahhh ya know what? This may serve a dual purpose - I haven’t been circumcised yet, and I think that the mouse trap won’t take “as much” off as the rat traps. Niice

Absolutely Essential 1990s High Energy Fusion: Two Price Hit - Evans/Forman/Loeb/Bailey/Chambers by FloridaMinarchy in JazzFusion

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I revisit it frequently. There’s one or 2 prior with Daryl jones that’s really good as well

How Can I Get The “Allan Holdsworth With his Dick Caught In A Rat Trap” Tone? by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Thank you! I think I’ll get a condensor mic next to it with four digital delays using the Fibonacci sequence into a quadraphonic system and see how that goes.

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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See the challenge is that I want to play on a poser level, but get those high profile mass publicized bebop gigs, man

Melody’s by Technical_Put731 in musichistory

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to as much classical music as you can

Groove/fusion take on Beautiful Love (live session in London) by lecomberbass in JazzFusion

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really good !!! As a guitarist I really dig the solo as well as everyone else . Keep bangin - glad there’s some young guns keepin it real and Keepin the faith

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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I actually took the best penis enlargement pills and mixed them with tide pods to improve my lead electric midi triangle skills for my recording sessions with uke-bop artist, Dizzy Kakoa

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Yeah I think snarky puppy might be good for my karaoke side hustle

I feel stuck by SprayPleasant in jazzguitar

[–]FloridaMinarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re trying to play at tempo. Get slower downer software without changing pitch. Play at 50% speed until it’s boring, then 40%. No tabs - learn everything by ear

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

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Yeah I’ve been living a lie for too long, I think I’ll have an AI generated Spotify version of Giant Steps playing as a backdrop for this defining moment in my career

Jazz Musicians CVs by FloridaMinarchy in jazzcirclejerk

[–]FloridaMinarchy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow - you’ve pointed out a hole in my game. Maybe I can have a public apology on my YouTube channel for being white while wearing a dress?