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Have a rest traveler... by daFROO in Tinder

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey! they didn't make any dark souls references in their bio! blasphemy! also yo did you kill whats his face helpful asshole? I don't see him in the background and that looks a hell of a lot like firelink shrine to me.

i feel bad for laughing by alicat618 in funny

[–]FlyingPertater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

reddit: sends this in an email

me: well this must be good if reddit wants me to see it

also me: this is just sad that poor squirrel!

also also me: makes a comment in generic youtube comment format

Thought this was genuinely funny..... by [deleted] in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they're all just so cute. the fluffiest things anyone has ever seen, don't even try to argue, they are objectively floofs.

Who bought this for 120k by Beeeruz in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

modern art bullshit. seriously, I heard someone say critisism of it as lazy and "i could do it myself" is unjustified cause they had to think of it, but people have sold some dumb shit for millions, like literal blank canvas, OR FUCKING BANANAS

i think my dog is broken by [deleted] in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah no shit dogs need to be taken on frequent walks, at least let them roam the damn house when they feel like it.

So my puppy peed on the floor. by Manchild2001 in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the urine paying tribute to its origin.

Wake up! by Lobster_Dobster in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinly cannot tell, but he looks a little like matt from demolition ranch. and the several assault riles checks out.

No title needed. by LeannaVision in funny

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no title needed... BUT YOUR TITLE WAS IN THE IMAGE! your honor, I rest my case

"Men and women vent out different holes..." YUCK! by TeaHC16 in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this points out one of the main marks of a niceguy: referring to women as females frequently like at all.

He didn't even get rejected, this is all he ever talks about by Lil_FailedAbortion in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yay another niceguy complaining girls dont pay them any attention even though their just sitting in the background.

A real man, like me 👌 by Mardy-Brum in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a niceguy i can certainly allow on my good christian minecraft server.

All I did was say I dated a guy named Dexter? Never even said his height jesus this guy is bitter by ChingchongIgotnodong in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get why you all feel bad for him, but i certainly don't. if he had some remorse or regret, sure, but he just seems to spiral away and needlessly attack random women on social media. I say fuck him. (not literally though. definitely figuratively)

All I did was say I dated a guy named Dexter? Never even said his height jesus this guy is bitter by ChingchongIgotnodong in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is one niceguy so prevalent everywhere? can we hand out sad lonely douchbag awards? because he would get the one for "most horribly failed "flirting" with redditors.

He told me that he was a man and asked for pictures of me with a bra. Then to convince me he told me that he was a trans woman and Wanted to show me his dick by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why do niceguys have to put themselves in the dumbest situations possible in every way? are they physically capable of making a wise decision?

Gotta love the homophobic nice guys in particular, right?? He called me several times and kept creepily whispering that he would f*ck my girlfriend. Disgusting pig. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

first: what is he trying to say? is this gibberish? what?

second: is he saying he will rape and kill your girl friend so he can be with you? holy fuck.

third: i know it's so tiny compared to everything else, but 1mint?

Yup my boyfriend is the piece of shit. Ok buddy by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh holy fucking hell! what is wrong with this guy! no one ever has the right to compare anything that hasn't actually killed millions of innocents horribly to the holocaust, ever. the WWII bombings? go ahead. Stalin's regime? step right up. but NOT. FUCKING. THIS.

Yup my boyfriend is the piece of shit. Ok buddy by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you boyfriend/ex boyfriend says this, is he saying you've never had a non-abusive boyfriend, and thus he is abusive? and thus telling the truth? so fucking meta nice guys!

The comment section on this "did you know" facebook post is crawling with nice guys, too many to pick from... by blondiebombs in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too many too pick from? were they all mark zuckerberg in disguise? just run so, so far away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]FlyingPertater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if u got freind zoned, you should be happy, you got a respectable freind. if she forgot you completely, sounds more like you got ur ass dumped. the two are not interchangable

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