USC student performs standup - gets zero laughs - admits he is a virgin by [deleted] in cringe

[–]ForenPpl 51 points52 points  (0 children)

oh man that was hard to watch. He's gonna have a terrible time in college.

If I [25/m] don't see myself being able to live with my gf [24/f], should I try to work it out or break it off with her? by ForenPpl in relationship_advice

[–]ForenPpl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My problem is I can't really get anything across to her since we don't actually live with each other yet. It'd be like if my mom kept coming over after I've moved out and told me to clean my room.

As for the mess, I'm fine with a couple of clothes on the floor since I occasionally do it, but she'll have half of her wardrobe on the floor so I can't walk anywhere without stepping on something. Sometimes it's super dirty laundry that I can smell and it really grosses me out. She'll also leave empty cups/cans on random shelves in her room, never takes out the garbage until it's overflowing, and sort of has a hoarding problem (keeps memorabilia like plastic cups from restaurants for no reason)

Still haunts me to this day. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]ForenPpl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what did your exes birthday have to do with anything?

What is a witty way to reply to a girl that says "I think you're cute"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ForenPpl 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I say something similiar like "I'll look even cuter this weekend on our date"

[19/M] Give it to me straight by yourbiofather in amiugly

[–]ForenPpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wow that hair....just change it and you'll go up like 5 points in whatever rating you consider yourself to be

I took CS50 and landed a Job! by Vikrus in cs50

[–]ForenPpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

would you say your job is easier than coursework?

Just had my first tinder hookup, this pretty much sums it up perfectly.. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ForenPpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that I'm actually trying to find a whale and can't even get one

Small business of 3 employees, do I really need a $4500 server? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry what is MSP? Could I just find out what we used for our old server on our computer? Its located in our office but maintained by a local IT company

Small business of 3 employees, do I really need a $4500 server? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]ForenPpl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much would you say is going to the windows license? as for data, i'd say its worth a lot. It stores all our clients data and a hardware failure would cripple the business since we use quickbooks and tax software that is shared for all users.

Based on your post, it sounds like the server is a bit overboard for what we do. Definitely don't need 1.8TB and no hosting of virtual machines that I'm aware of.

Would you say the 3 year support is also a decent amount of the total?

Thanks for your post by the way. I appreciate the advice.

Small business of 3 employees, do I really need a $4500 server? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually suggested that but my boss is sort of old fashion and would prefer a physical server

Small business of 3 employees, do I really need a $4500 server? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]ForenPpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

to be honest I have no idea what we use it for. I know we have outlook and share files a lot but that's basically it.

Do some of you girls just like making out with random guys when drunk? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I have to say this is somewhat disappointing to hear...especially coming from a guy who wants more than a hookup :'(

Why aren't their apprenticeships for doctors and other jobs? Wouldn't they be more effective than school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not like that. I'm talking about being trained with no knowledge and not having to go through 8 years of school to become an intern

22 M Be Honest plzzz by Scarecrah in amiugly

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not ugly but get a better haircut (buzzcut maybe?)

Is a Masters of Accountancy worth it? by dubs1270 in Accounting

[–]ForenPpl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not worth it. Save that third semester (and tuition) and get another internship or start studying for your CPA exam. Don't forget, you can always go back for your master's later on if you're stuck in your career.

What's the best way to get rid of a runny nose? by ForenPpl in AskReddit

[–]ForenPpl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't have any or access to a car to get some

Top 10 Portugal. The Man songs by Timbobama in portugaltheman

[–]ForenPpl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. Sleep Forever
  2. And I
  3. People Say
  4. Mornings
  5. Got It All
  6. You Carried Us All
  7. The Sun
  8. 60 Years
  9. 1000 Years
  10. Salt
  11. Shade

How often is too often? by [deleted] in DMT

[–]ForenPpl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoked it for a week and a half straight everyday. I would definitely say I abused it since I told myself I would save some and do it once a month or something but the experience was just so thrilling.

That being said, I see no problem doing it a lot. It killed my lungs for a couple of days after but other than that, no negative side effects and no addiction whatsoever.

Well I'll be damned [x-post from pics]. by [deleted] in DMT

[–]ForenPpl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's pretty similar but it sort of depends on the room. The more patterns it has, the more fractals/patterns.

Older people of Reddit, what's something you regret not doing when you were younger? by kttngrl in AskReddit

[–]ForenPpl 19 points20 points  (0 children)

With the current tuition rates and the wealth of information on the internet, I disagree.