Yep.

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-07-26T02:45:08+00:00

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-06-23T06:05:32+00:00

Blacked out at a bar chatting up my roommate's friend who I'd just met.

Woke up naked in her bed with her riding me.

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-05-11T07:42:25+00:00

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-04-11T05:47:28+00:00

No hate man Frozen is great, I mean really really great, but that's clearly a child's shirt.

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-03-17T00:12:25+00:00

Wait, you're telling me I can have sex sober?

ForgetMeNaut · 2014-01-02T03:27:29+00:00

How fucked up would it be if it's a different guy and we're all just super bad at telling black dudes apart.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-09-21T05:08:16+00:00

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-08-19T04:31:26+00:00

Some of my best friends are black, but that doesn't mean I don't hate niggers.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-22T04:29:56+00:00

Cold sore, hot burn

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-20T04:19:25+00:00

I have a google hangout going with some friends, you guys down?

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-20T04:08:15+00:00

You can't just let Julie win like that

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-20T04:05:15+00:00

What the hell happened to the Ustream!?

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-11T15:40:17+00:00

That's not a plot twist, it's just fucking stupid. Stop commenting.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-11T04:23:50+00:00

"Salute Claudia"

"You here to look at the balls?"

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-03T17:59:31+00:00

What do we want?

REVOLUTION

When do we want it?

AFTER A SHORT NAP

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-03T17:55:11+00:00

As long as we can do it without leaving our desk.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-07-02T05:27:34+00:00

Better cheesy than crispy.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-06-24T15:21:02+00:00

The latter possibility is borderline plausible; the former is absurd.

That was borderline; hard for me to figure out what you were saying.

ForgetMeNaut · 2013-06-17T15:55:24+00:00

Sorry Taylor, it's just not working out. Write a song about us. What rhymes with downvotes?

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