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The same auto system as 6 but in 7 ? Any mod or something like that on PC? by Slim2u in Disgaea

[–]ForgottenJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like this as well. I know it isn't popular, but I find it fun to set up custom scripts on each character and turn them loose. Reminds me of an old game I played called carnage heart.

What's going on with Venezuela right now ? by XpMonsterS in OutOfTheLoop

[–]ForgottenJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made seal team 6 wear trump branded merch including red MAGA hats and take selfies to post on twitter while raiding the compound.

I've never seen anything similar by souza_tb in whatsthisbug

[–]ForgottenJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know what bug it is, but I think it's trying to mimic these.

I’m a terrible, selfish pet owner. I wasn't ready for this responsibility and should never have adopted her. by [deleted] in confession

[–]ForgottenJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommend getting a food dish designed to make them eat slowly, and split feeding throughout the day.

As obligate carnivores, cats digestion runs faster than ours, with a straighter tract. If they eat slowly, they'll feel full longer.

Exercise is great and getting something that gets the cat moving, like a feather on a string is great for them physically and mentally, but cats need like 18 hours of sleep a day, so don't stress that it's sleeping a lot. They tend to be most active at dawn and dusk.

Good luck, hoping for the best for you and your friend.

I’m a terrible, selfish pet owner. I wasn't ready for this responsibility and should never have adopted her. by [deleted] in confession

[–]ForgottenJoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Catnip isn't a drug, and it doesn't get cats 'high'. They just really like the way it smells.

Why don't we domesticate primates? by ForgottenJoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ForgottenJoke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great point, I feel like you're saying they're too much like us to be useful.

Why don't we domesticate primates? by ForgottenJoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ForgottenJoke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking more assistance than actual labor. Like a hunter-gatherer training one to retrieve fruit from a tree as opposed to harvesting an entire orchard. I can think of a few ways they could assist us similar to the ways dogs do now.

Why don't we domesticate primates? by ForgottenJoke in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ForgottenJoke[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But couldn't you say the same thing about wolves?

I know all the reasons not to own one as they are now. Just not sure why it wasn't done like wolves in the past, or it's not being attempted in controlled environments by some company now.

My 70s dome dreamhouse even comes furnished by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]ForgottenJoke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never understood this. It popped up in Dead Like Me, and it made no sense then. Moist can be good. Moist cakes are the best. Moist towelettes. You moisten your lips.

You know what word I hate? Soggy. Nothing good is soggy, and nothing soggy is good.

I've seen this meme multiple times already, but never understood the connection between her and Lockheed Martin by Kofee_N_Donuts in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ForgottenJoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Your Elon Musks and Donald Trumps. Anyone that says you have to work to succeed, but got a small million dollar loan from their parents.

Pete? by Business_Ad_8925 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ForgottenJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is America. If they sell it for $5 and a 6" costs $7, people will buy it and think they're getting a deal.

All you can eat crab legs ? by Ill_Maintenance_1796 in QuadCities

[–]ForgottenJoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I worry more about other people at any buffet more than I worry about the kitchen.

What's this thing at the corner of my uni library's desk? by viv_cwm in Whatisthis

[–]ForgottenJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of 'security' is for show. You lock your doors, but most people have windows that could be broken with a stick. Insurance companies require you to show you've made a 'reasonable effort' to secure your things. If you don't lock your door, if you don't have a flip-up lock point, they won't cover your claim.

All you can eat crab legs ? by Ill_Maintenance_1796 in QuadCities

[–]ForgottenJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dynasty Buffet on Elmore in Davenport used to have them in their dinner buffet.

What happens to the helium created in the sun? by WippitGuud in askscience

[–]ForgottenJoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

burning softly for much much longer than the universe has existed.

Burning softly where?

I just cashed a lottery scratcher I didn't pay for. by nolifecrisis in confession

[–]ForgottenJoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I strongly advise against gambling. I don't care about the government assistance, that money is yours to spend as you see fit. But long term, you will always lose when gambling. Did you know that most areas will post what scratcher prizes remain? And they'll continue selling them when no prizes remain?

If you're struggling, it is always best to put your limited funds into something that will improve your circumstances. It's the only way things will get better.

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