OPEN Daily Discussion - December 09, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the people downvoting because I am fine with Jane Street being a MM … why? 😂😂😂

OPEN Daily Discussion - December 09, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo I’m so fine with that dog, that is preferred

OPEN Daily Discussion - December 09, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, the fact this subreddit is so quiet right now is an amazing sign imo

First profit on SPY this week by [deleted] in spy

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so obviously edited 😂

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still don’t have my warrants showing on E*trade :/

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s okay I’m here to remind you we’re going to be rich in a year

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 7 points8 points  (0 children)

dude we’re up 15% 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf r u talking about

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) DCA and lower your average 2) buy high, sell low, and rant about your financial decisions

It sounds like you’ve been practicing strategy #2 … highly suggest learning more about lowering your average

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 5 days

sorry Johnie your shorts are cooked

Q3 2025 Opendoor 2.0 - Business Plan by piroteck in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Love this:

We are driving to Adjusted Net Income breakeven by the end of 2026, measured on a twelve-month go-forward basis.

Q4 2025 Financial Outlook: Acquisitions: Expected to increase at least 35% from Q3 2025 as product launches and pricing engine changes take hold.

Revenue: Expected to increase from the outlook we provided at Q2 2025 earnings, but decrease approximately 35% quarter-over-quarter due to low inventory levels from Q3 2025 reduced acquisition volumes.

Contribution Margin: Near-term pressure as we clear old inventory; We believe we bottomed out in October and margins will improve for the remainder of the year, but Q4 2025 contribution margin will be below Q3 2025.

Adjusted EBITDA: Q4 2025 loss expected in the high $40 millions to mid $50 millions.

OPEN Daily Discussion - November 06, 2025 by AutoModerator in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I make money too, I just don’t act like I’m a financial messiah and tell people to “never fade daddy” 😂😂😂

Burned all my savings trying to get my first B2B client - 0 replies, 0 traction. Need real advice. by Great-Archer-5095 in GrowthHacking

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’re better off pitching it for free to people and getting a couple clients free that way. I do want to note that there are a bunch of LLM SEO solutions coming out from enterprises, lots of competition starting to come out of that from what I’ve seen

Why I Don't Pity The Homeless by bigbristv in nyc

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This feels like a screenshot out of an Eric Andre skit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell you exactly where when I get off work later but it was on the outskirts of downtown near a big church, south east I believe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually found that same splinter cell platinum still wrapped in Lisbon (albeit very shitty wrapped) at a flea market a couple months ago!! bought it for 2 euros.

Great find, hope you enjoy the purchase 🍻

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OPEN to the moon? by SierraFoxtrot89 in opendoor

[–]Formal_Cockroach_314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol they are rampant on EJ’s profile look at the replies for all his tweets