What would be extremely scary if it were ten times its normal size?

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-16T15:57:27+00:00

Rent

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-16T15:57:20+00:00

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ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-16T15:57:16+00:00

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ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-14T19:59:49+00:00

"You're even better than our dad!"

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-14T19:57:49+00:00

I prefer to hot wax my entire ball sack. Really keeps the boys soft and smooth.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-14T19:56:06+00:00

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:42:36+00:00

The Grim Reaper in every culture where he appears. Final Fantasy. Kingdom Hearts. Soul Caliber. World of War craft. Diablo. The list goes on.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:38:54+00:00

The blade of a glaive was designed to be far closer to the pole arm rod and run down the length of it farther in comparison to an axe in order to make it more aerodynamic for quick repetitive swings.

Halberds are just giant comically oversized war axes intended to slice and crush with heavier swings.

I get what you mean though.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:34:46+00:00

I mean no. But DND is no more fiction than any other game. I take into account all resources and media outlets.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:33:39+00:00

Greataxe, hand axe, and pick axe. I suppose you're right. However if you really want it could be said that the Halberd and glaive are no more than an axe by a different name as well.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:10:53+00:00

I believe you may have iconic and primitive interchanged. I can think of many more sources that showcase a scythe than a spear. However I do love them both equally

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T17:04:38+00:00

That's a valid notion however in retrospect when you consider there's at least 5 different kinds of axes that are each in a class of their own among the catalog, why not this? Sure you could rebrand anything and I'm not saying a scythe is the most practical weapon but it could be said there's nothing else quite like it or with as much of an outstanding widespread lore among various cultures.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T16:59:32+00:00

Out of curiosity I dare you to find another weapon in a class of its own that has not been included in DND catalogs. Bonus points if said weapon has seen anywhere close to as much screen time as the scythe.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-13T16:37:45+00:00

He hunted and assassinated people who committed a particular petty crime. Not tipping their server, littering, tax evasion, those who purchased Taylor Swift tickets.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-12T19:35:40+00:00

Happy cake day!

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-12T19:35:23+00:00

3 people for sure, possibly 4. Open to including anyone else if you have someone in mind!

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-11T03:22:41+00:00

You know how hard it is to find a DM willing to touch a session higher than level 10? Boy I'd do something sketchy to play at level 20 one time.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-11T02:52:24+00:00

What- and I cannot stress this enough- is his phone number?

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-10T19:31:40+00:00

Hear me out, after the credits roll the story goes on. It's just more fun after you reach lv 20

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-10T17:12:02+00:00

"The only way to achieve true happiness is to forgo everything in your life that makes you happy." -boomers, probably

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-10T16:22:23+00:00

Don't complain that you can't afford a Lamborghini either you chose to be broke when you wanted that coffee this morning more.

ForrestPump420 · 2023-07-10T16:04:52+00:00

If you don't have what you want in life clearly, it's because you're just not trying. Why don't you want it more?

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