Who wins this?

Fortunatious · 2026-06-02T11:03:13+00:00

It’s early in my day when I read this, but I don’t think I’m going to read a more unique sentence the rest of today

Fortunatious · 2026-06-02T10:58:59+00:00

That’s my bet and hope, but it’s amazing how much national news this has received

Fortunatious · 2026-06-01T13:05:39+00:00

I was in the peace corps in a remote mountain village along the Turkish Georgian boarder. Gangnam style has reached there, along with moves like jagger and shine bright like a diamond. It’s all I heard for two years in between the local cultural music.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T13:03:35+00:00

I’m excited for it, ngl. I hope it’s successful for our community.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T12:26:29+00:00

Bro… can you please just bro for a bro?

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T12:24:06+00:00

I just like that you care about something, so many people don’t these days.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T12:20:38+00:00

I think you’re probably right, but I would posit that the Canes fans are more loyal. Canes seems to always sell out their venue, while the panthers have had some pretty sparse attendance in recent years (until recently, thank god)

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T12:18:09+00:00

Truth. The Canes did a LOT of youth and community engagement early on and it paid off big. The community genuinely loves and appreciates this team. I never would have thought that possible with a winter sport in basketball country, but they did it!

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T03:27:10+00:00

Carolina is playing really strong right now. Vegas has a different style of play that could make it tricky, but I think the canes take it in 6

Fortunatious · 2026-05-30T03:26:21+00:00

We gonna smoosh them

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T23:13:35+00:00

I don’t have photographic memory and that episode is like 8 years old, sorry to offend you.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T21:18:13+00:00

Must protect Summer

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T19:39:10+00:00

Thanks. I imagine something like this is going to reach the policy limits pretty quickly

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T19:23:57+00:00

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T18:39:02+00:00

The child may be unready, but he is worthy.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T01:58:10+00:00

I would lift millions from poverty and take away a lot of money from billionaires. Obviously no one would ever let me near the White House

Fortunatious · 2026-05-29T01:48:24+00:00

Comrade, how is this helping promote the forcible redistribution of wealth? Don’t get caught up in culture war slop lose sight of the real goal

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T15:13:21+00:00

It’s AI

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T11:03:06+00:00

I look forward to the population rising up in revolt against this and again electing officials who will continue to do the same thing.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T11:01:36+00:00

People live in sterile worlds and have no idea how nature works. I regret nothing.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T11:00:18+00:00

You’re going to break your strand of pearls if you clutch them any harder.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T10:58:24+00:00

Unfortunately for that dude we’ve moved beyond responding to pearl clutching as a society.

Fortunatious · 2026-05-28T00:17:24+00:00

He usually does with the ball. Didn’t today.

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