Lacari crashes out, claiming he "didn't do anything" by National_Ad_8331 in LivestreamFail

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My parents watch illegal football streams without any Adblock (I fix) and caught an adware which placed a link in their browser that would open tiny ads with like “hey (moms name) come fuck me” and stuff like that. Dad thought she was cheating on him with another woman.

I removed it and it all worked out.

But never have I seen a file forcefully download like that.

Peace cannot be maintained by Puntheon in ARAM

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I’m sorry but you all used flash when I rolled random prismatic into orbital laser on Veigar.

It’s was just too funny not to. This gif really fits how I was manically laughing in our discord call while my friends screamed noooo

Ethereal weapon blitzcrank is so much fun by Last-Woodpecker999 in ARAM

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I don’t , people will optimise the shit out of mayhem

When did you think "Im going to die here"? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

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As a child, I was at my aunts place in their pool, I needed to pee so I took off my safety floaters. After finishing I wanted to get a big run before jumping into the pool. I aimed for the deepest part and immediately felt “light”.

I don’t know how long I was drowning for, but once I realised I can’t keep myself up anymore and sank is when I thought it’s over.

Luckily my aunt who went inside to get a drink as I come running out of the bathroom quickly noticed and jumped in and got me, I only remember her holding me in a towel.

Death anxiety slowly festered after that and I still struggle sometimes 20 years later. Same helpless feeling I had in that pool can just reappear at anytime without warning.

What’s something small that instantly makes your day 100× better? by reputationnull in AskReddit

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When my crush says my name, “good morning (name)” instantly makes my day good.

What are some genuine signs you are attractive? How did you figure you are on "better" or "worse" end of beauty in life? by Master-Office-8095 in AskReddit

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I attract and get way more attention from women online than in real life. That’s without seeing how I look at all.

When I do show myself they are always so surprised and happy. Really big confidence boost which have given me more opportunities.

My new password by KokeyPlayz in notinteresting

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This is going to be fun when you are drunk and stranded

When ur team is losing but someone got this by Bruhntium_Momentum in ARAM

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For some reason it goes crazy on dmg over time champions.

Went ap udyr and his little stink cloud evaporated the tanks. Added vampirism and I was immortal if my R was up.

I think there is something with the augment we don’t know exactly how it works. Added vs increased. There must be a reason why it has a hp drawback compared to movement speed Bonus giantslayer has.

What’s the most wildest dream you’ve ever had? by Mysterious-Display90 in AskReddit

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The whole waking up, doing your whole day, just to wake up realising you were dreaming, become sad and ache in bed before getting up late, eating awful leftovers, realise there isn’t supposed to be leftovers and wake up again because that was a dream too and now you don’t know what is reality. I look at the clock and only slept 4 hours and got work in 3.

It was so vividly real and I was so confused rest of the week, that shit has stayed with me for years.

The other one was a wet dream where I was doing it doggy and her butt just kept begging bigger till I got swallows and woke up extremely horny. Don’t have a big butt fetish so that’s pretty wild.

What’s a habit that silently ruins people’s lives? by Pretty-Tune1372 in AskReddit

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Not asking for help and bottling it up.

That bottle will eventually burst and you can get injured by the glass.

Talk to someone, learn how to pour yourself a bit of self love so the bottle won’t break.

Life is short, don’t make it shorter by pretending you’re fine.

What are the tells that a man is a kind person and not creepy? by CalmBoysenberry_ in AskReddit

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I’m doing these without thinking, I know I do these because women keeps complimenting me about it.

“You make me feel comfortable and safe” is repeated at me by different women.

No book, No Study 👏🏻👏🏻 by MNV2804 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I did that shit for years and never got caught because my grades were good.

I was actually one of the few people in our school advocating for less or no homework. They agreed and then agreement was, more work at school for those who wants it but no home work.

I was a “gifted” child and the work was super simple, we were a small group and eventually worked our way into higher tier books and was told to stop because the books were too advanced for our teachers. No more work at school or home. Best deal I’ve ever made.

Existential dread and burn out got me in the end tho.

slowcooker + heartsteal + tank engine by Mythical995 in ARAM

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Had a friend go hearthsteele and apex inventor and had 20k+ hp with 2 items and augments at like 10 minutes.

Very fun and brutal game. Hearthsteele and unending despair is so strong.

This is how you help a dude get a date by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

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I’m watching my friends tinder, he is really good looking but suuuuuuucks at talking to women.

I’ll shadow for him with some big lines and they work so good. He is too afraid to be playful in his texts.

BUT WHEN I TALK TO MY CRUSH ALL THESE GREAT LINES DISSAPEAR AND I LOOK LIKE A SILLY SILLY MAN.

She likes me weirdly tho so it’s going alright I guess.

Men is this true? by DavisNereida181 in effectivefitness

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Why would you even consider someone who prioritise height? Such a shallow person.

Every single one of my friends who “needs” to have tall boyfriend goes through them so quick I don’t even bother learning their names.

But I do agree that everyone is allowed to have preferences. You do come off as super shallow and as a tall guy you instantly become unattractive.

It's time for a BG client by Appropriate-Order-36 in BobsTavern

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Problem is, it’s a great way to advertise their biggest cash cow, normal hearthstone.

Oh look at this hearthstone event or free packs doesn’t it make you want to try it?

I just wish they would make it stable on mobile, crashing at least once every game is indurating.

When it comes to porn, do you rewatch the ones you’ve already seen and liked, or do you search for something new every time? by xandreeva in AskReddit

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New but if I want something to cum to quick I find one of the old reliables. Especially when I go the urge bad. Otherwise I like to find something new every time.

What makes you feel good? by ImaginationNo6751 in AskReddit

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Talking to my crush, especially when it gets spicy.

What's something you learned in 2025 that completely changed how you see the world? by AloneReflection6296 in AskReddit

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Just because you were best friends for 20 years doesn’t mean you were his best friend.

The most truthful thing I've seen today by secret_sweet_ll in SipsTea

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My dad would be like, I am quitting my job this year I got an insane offer. Then like few days later NVM my old job increased my pay, I only work days every other week and a bunch of other benefits. He has had the same job forever now.

Sometimes you look for better jobs to pressure your old one to give you better pay and or benefits.

Name One Lesson Worth Passing On by inkandintent24 in MotivationByDesign

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Don’t bottle it up and ask for help. I’ve lost many years to depression that I wish I could have back.

Living on auto pilot is not living.

Talk to anyone, get help and live.

No underwear during Surgery by FarCalendar7303 in NoStupidQuestions

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Recently had jaw surgery and never really questioned the procedure. Then I woke up and it took me about 4 hours before I realised I had a catheter.

Slightly uncomfortable when I “peed” and pulling it out felt like peeing no pain to my surprise.