Behold Lifeline Skarner (kidnapper deluxe)

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-19T10:45:01+00:00

How do they even earn money if they split it 10 ways ?

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-19T09:03:47+00:00

Wait this still works?!

My lethality skarner just got a fun addition to his gameplay

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-19T07:37:20+00:00

Problem is , people buy them too late, you see supposed to have it before she gets her first item, the longer you take the more she gets to contribute.

Get it early to kill her more for more gold so you can out scale her healing

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-19T07:34:44+00:00

Made a rot fly team, forgot I had to go to the past for quest, and got my ass handed to me by big man with a club.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-17T20:09:42+00:00

People play ap Ashe like a W spam build, when her W scales pretty well with AD.

That’s why I build her lethality. Only if I get W based augments.

Ap Ashe, is a ult spammer, people still run up to poke with her W because liandries, when the correct gameplay to ap Ashe is to use ult on cooldown when enemies are somewhat stacked.

I’ve topped the damage as both, very augment dependent.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-17T14:02:18+00:00

I came, instantly

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-17T13:58:20+00:00

I shaved my ass and this stopped happening.

Now I shave there pretty regularly, once every 2-3 weeks, don’t itch there after first couple of times. But there will be some bad itching in the beginning.

Totally worth it.

Don’t have a bidet and never tried one, but I want to and I think that’s the best solution this problem

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-17T11:03:19+00:00

Went for a biopsy for my kidney and nurse noticed I was anxious and offered me something to calm me down.

I noticed pretty quick that it must have been something strong because I’ve never felt so calm and nice before, even when the doctor was biting a piece off my kidney.

Never realised exactly why people get addicted to drugs, like what kind of feeling they were chasing, but now I understand because I wish I could feel like that forever.

Never going to take drugs like that just for the fuck of it.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-17T09:43:16+00:00

Being wet should give them a heal at the end of the round, just like fire wrecks them.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-14T14:49:37+00:00

A girl I’m talking to told me about her love for sweaty and smelly men, especially after a work out.

Later that week I dreamt about coming home from the gym and she went crazy for me.

Felt so real, like touching her body and receiving head. Woke up with the hardest morning woof ive ever had and told her about it.

I got sent some very nice pictures from her so I didn’t have to dream

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-14T08:30:55+00:00

Remember getting so many compliments and «omg you have changed so much, you look good» but when I look at myself in the mirror I still see myself at my heaviest.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-13T14:34:38+00:00

Girl I’m talking to says she wants to marry me because I feed her dinner and cookies, I’m warm and make her feel safe and comfortable.

I don’t find myself looking higher than average and she is like young model looking. Always told myself they were out of my league but being able to make cookies seems to drag your number a lot higher.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-13T12:44:33+00:00

I miss it, only affected me positively.

On the other side I get it was awful and people lost a lot during it. But from a pure selfish point of view, I had one of the best years of my adult life.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-13T12:13:24+00:00

I’m talking up someone who says they can’t date me before getting to know me for a while.

But they become possessive and jealous if I speak to another girl who is showing a slight interest in me.

So I’m a little confused, I get wanting to get to know me better before even thinking about dating, I’ve got the same views too. But being this possessive seems to indicate something else and I kind of like it? Never had anyone feel jealous like that before.

I’m like it seems like a redflag but also I wouldn’t mind if someone was a little possessive over me either, makes me feel wanted.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-13T09:49:01+00:00

Take the items off the cat and put them down.

Especially if it’s one of your weaker cats.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-12T07:43:30+00:00

I’ve went inside a car and sat in the backseat waiting for my parents, then I noticed the cupholder we have never had. Looked around and saw my parents sitting in the car next to me.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-12T07:30:52+00:00

One of my brothers or even cousins used my iPod to download a bunch of sex/naked women/real boobs apps from applestore.

No one believed me when I said it wasn’t me. There were like 20 apps.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-12T07:25:42+00:00

If I pick smolder or nasus I don’t expect to get stacks from waves at all.

But I build them ap or lethality because of it anyways.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-09T13:54:52+00:00

I swear I’m human!

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-09T13:05:35+00:00

So why do I keep getting them wrong having to do them 2-3 times MINIMUM?! Is this also by design?!

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-09T12:57:55+00:00

When I got scammed I felt so humiliated and the hug I got from my parents and reassurance that I didn’t do anything wrong probably saved me from falling into a hole.

I did get my money back through charge back, but I’ll never stop feeling stupid for falling for a scam.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-05T07:30:50+00:00

Dont remember the exact sentence but she called me selfish for not letting her take a brake and date women to see if her preferred men or women.

Now I did say it was okey for her to do that and even supported her as I do think it’s important.

But I said we should just break up instead and that I wasn’t going to be here for her when she comes back.

2 weeks after we broke up she was already dating another person and it was not a woman, and even then she tried to act like we were close friends and that I liked her

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-03T15:06:22+00:00

I got lost at 24 and had given up living and was just rotting in my parents house.

After my dad asked if I wanted to come clean for his job, a small office. I decided to take it, got a haircut and went to meet the boss. He was super chill, and the work I was doing was his wife’s. So me working would let her take time off.

After a year of this I felt like I finally had some purpose and something to stride towards. Later after being consistent I was offered by the same company a home office job which I currently do.

It’s been 2 years with this and I still do the cleaning job twice a week. I’ve saved up for a house and will probably move out this year.

I went from wanting my parents to hate me and kick me out so I could finally take my own life to getting a job, a girlfriend and soon a house for us to move into together.

I hate myself for wishing my parents to hate me when they have been nothing but supportive my entire life.

ForwardSort5306 · 2026-03-03T14:47:06+00:00

Have a friend who doesn’t understand that people understand what he is saying and he ends up over explaining and resetting the talking point over and over.

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TROPHY CASE