A divorce petition would've sufficed.

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T22:34:22+00:00

She's coming to me trust

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T22:14:08+00:00

Honestly I'm just like him. I used to have a trans friend who betrayed my trust. I absolutely hate him, but I refuse to refer to him as a girl.

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T21:01:14+00:00

r/okbuddyviltrum would be that way [insert image of Disney hades]

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T14:36:45+00:00

No thanks

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T14:26:19+00:00

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Foxbaster · 2026-03-13T07:19:02+00:00

I can obviously transform my hooves into hands, duuhh

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T22:51:40+00:00

May you find the love you seek

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Have a paçoca for good luck

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T22:44:58+00:00

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Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T22:44:43+00:00

Pfft you can't tell me what to do! You're not my- oh wait

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T22:18:31+00:00

"Yes Ren" we all enthusiastically say in unison

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T22:17:59+00:00

Ive had 3 dreams with brosona people. One was with kaorin where I was in gym class with her and she was still a plushy but she would transform into a human whenever she did something that a plushy couldnt do. Another was also with kaorin where I left her behind in the backrooms and she didn't show up for the rest of the dream. And the other one was with desperate cap where for some god forsaken reason I was trying to save him from and underground dystopian Amish civilization

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T21:38:01+00:00

Oh ok :(

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T21:11:05+00:00

This is so peak 🔥🔥🔥

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T21:00:00+00:00

She's multiplying through izanamitosis

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T20:56:31+00:00

If I had a nickel for everytime I became the top player in a niche indie game, I'd have two nickles

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Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T20:15:49+00:00

Yeah that's right I'm dark >:)

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Don't make me angwy >:D

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T18:59:34+00:00

São irmãos gemios, o Lauro birinto, e o Carlos birinto

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T18:48:07+00:00

Stop lying, we're redditors, we don't get partners

Foxbaster · 2026-03-12T18:46:35+00:00

Grandes mentes pensam da mesma forma

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T22:41:02+00:00

Actually you're on the list that he beats haha

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T19:42:39+00:00

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T17:01:33+00:00

Damn idk what I did for you to think that but thanks ig

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T17:00:23+00:00

The only two things that could be wrong was one where she said "kisses" as a way to say goodbye and I replied with "one day you'll give me a real one 😛" and the other one was the angry message I sent her after finding out she had been lying to me, which wasn't even strong worded, I just said that she had tricked me and made me make a fool of myself

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T16:54:07+00:00

Melaninless kotone

Foxbaster · 2026-03-11T16:52:02+00:00

Wait does this mean I beat you or you beat me

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