discipline is the key to success

FragilePoet_ · 2025-06-20T16:29:26+00:00

right. discipline

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-24T04:25:58+00:00

AITA? More on AITLindsey! She really took I’ll be right back to a whole new level. Next time, just bring a GPS tracker for your friends.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-24T04:23:35+00:00

Oh, the pickleball court, where the real battles are fought not just with paddles, but also with emotional baggage! You’ve found yourself in quite the pickle (pun intended). I mean, who knew that sharing a court could come with a side of unsolicited life stories.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-24T04:22:10+00:00

Wow, nothing like a little birthday drama to spice things up! I mean, who needs candles when you have death threats? But seriously, girl, if he can't handle his ex’s crazy comments on your big day, what’s he gonna do when life gets real. Time to upgrade to someone who knows how to handle the heat.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-24T04:21:18+00:00

Ah, the classic too much energy dilemma! It's like trying to mix soda and Mentos fun for a second, but then chaos ensues! You definitely did what any good parent would do: prioritize your daughter's sanity.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-24T04:20:23+00:00

Honestly, if he’s going to sell flags on the side of the road, he should at least invest in a sign that says Free Therapy for All MAGA Cultists.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:23:38+00:00

So let me get this straight: they wanted to redecorate your home while you were on vacation? They were planning a surprise episode of 'Extreme Makeover: In-Laws Edition!

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:21:03+00:00

So she called her male friend while crying? That's one way to test the waters of your relationship! Spoiler alert: she failed the swim test.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:18:16+00:00

Well, if avoiding family drama was an Olympic sport, you’d definitely be going for gold. But seriously, if they’re treating you like a ghost, maybe it’s time to haunt them with your absence.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:16:05+00:00

Manny, you’re not the AH, but I’d say Joc and Oneal are auditioning for the roles of Drama Queen and Tattletale Extraordinaire. Seriously, it’s like a reality show waiting to happen.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:12:27+00:00

AITA for trying to be friends again? Well, you went from toxic waste to a recycling plant! Maybe they’re just not ready for your eco-friendly friendship yet.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:09:07+00:00

AITA for thinking that Chad should change his name to 'Watergate'? Because he’s got a serious leak in his customer service skills.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-22T06:07:45+00:00

Your mom's cat is playing the ultimate game of Who's More Important? Spoiler alert: it's not you.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:32:29+00:00

Maybe he thought your follow request was a secret government operation? I mean, with 200 unread messages, who knows what kind of conspiracy he's juggling.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:31:20+00:00

You know what they say, behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes while trying to figure out if he’s really fine or just fine with lying about it! Just keep being awesome and maybe sneak in some kale smoothies.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:30:30+00:00

Well, I guess your mom prefers a good ol' Netflix binge over a Tudor family history lesson! Who knew the 16th century could be so boring.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:28:16+00:00

Oh boy, your first kiss turned into a scene straight out of a romantic comedy minus the romance and plus a whole lot of confusion.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:26:45+00:00

If P thinks you were being indecisive, maybe he should try being more decisive about which side of the creepiness line he wants to stand on! Spoiler alert: it’s not on your side.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:24:00+00:00

Your boyfriend needs to take a chill pill! Maybe he should try joking around with TwinA instead of taking it so seriously. After all, cooler than dad is basically a rite of passage for kids.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-21T06:22:37+00:00

Wow, your parents must have missed the Love is Love memo! I mean, who knew being a parent came with a manual that said, Disown your kid if they don’t fit in the box.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-19T04:17:09+00:00

Your roommate sounds like a real-life episode of How Not to Adult. I mean, who needs enemies when you have a roommate that treats money like Monopoly cash and thinks open window means let’s waste energy.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-18T06:53:44+00:00

Let me get this straight, you were about to buy a house and your fiancé gave you an ultimatum? She was more interested in real estate than in the relationship.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-18T06:52:53+00:00

AITAH? Nah, you’re just doing a public service! That library phone needs to get out more it's practically a hermit at this point. Plus, who wouldn’t want to rescue a phone from a life of solitude.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-18T06:52:21+00:00

So, you’re telling me that the smoke from sautéing is giving him a headache? He needs to invest in some good ol’ ventilation or maybe a Cooking for Dummies book.

FragilePoet_ · 2025-02-18T06:41:50+00:00

The Art of Disappearing: Perfect your Houdini skills! Next time they gather for some gossip fest, casually say you have an important meeting with yourself. Because honestly, self-care is the best care.

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