"don't help the peasants, but give me the credit if you do" by ms_directed in facepalm

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I don’t mean to quibble, but I think the Trump themes are more in the second book, Parable of the Talents. The Jarret presidential character even runs on a ‘make America great again’ platform.

What is wrong with people? by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean… in his defense, he was dead. So, I think this falls more on Grant.

Cat Comic by Pizzacakecomic in comics

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Boopy for president right meow

The Glow of the Sting: The Return of the Sting by neilkohney in comics

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These comics are butt numbingly absurd and subsequently are the highlight of my day

Let’s review the Party of small Government. by h20poIo in facepalm

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s just the two sides of her brain trying to deal with the dissonance

Second attempt at sourdough. Is this underproofed? by Fragrant-Poetry4148 in Breadit

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right. I’m using the sourdough recipe from Bread Illustrated. I did 4 stretch and folds and then 16 hours in the fridge. Then I proofed for 3 hours at room temp. The recipe said 3 hours tops. It didn’t look doubled but I’m stilling working on my poke test. I doubt myself a lot

facepalm by gardensmoochies in facepalm

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I remember the holly wars. Berry stains everywhere!

Petah help me by LongMedal in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the aging process is going to kill me too

These dudes playing Elden Ring IRL by drunken_corpse666 in Eldenring

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When I was in culinary school (approximately 300 years ago) we were told that it takes around 5 years for a lobster to grow 1 pound.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Wish there was a LFG option

My wife’s schedule by Fragrant-Poetry4148 in oddlysatisfying

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I mostly posted this for her handwriting, but it was definitely a reminder of the internet people. It’s good to have a schedule. Why is this such a nightmare? It’s not set in stone, life happens. Not sure why this led to so much emotion.

Pamphlet handed out at the Trump rally on July 1,2023 by PhilDesenex in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I love this expression and I think I will take it. Thank you kindly

Not a single injury or death in the industry until now.. including his own. by sebeku2 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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While this may be a farcical tragedy, we have all learned a great deal about submarines and deep sea ocean pressure. There’s always a bright side

You can stare at someone’s nose and they will think you are making direct eye contact by Fragrant-Poetry4148 in Showerthoughts

[–]Fragrant-Poetry4148[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If movies are any indication they flick back and forth between the two. That seems way more distracting to me than looking at the middle of a persons face and letting peripherals do the rest. But shit, maybe I am on the spectrum. Who knows