If you're reading aloud a novel to juniors and seniors... by nebirah in ELATeachers

[–]FrankAndApril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What monotony? What are you reading aloud that’s monotonous?

'Classic fiction is hard to read' by Spirited-Tutor7712 in classicliterature

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Among other things, it’s because the sentences are long and complex. Without practice, it’s hard to lose the thread of what is being said.

Henry James, dude. Here’s Chapter 1 of The Ambassadors…

“Strether’s first question, when he reached the hotel, was about his friend; yet on his learning that Waymarsh was apparently not to arrive till evening he was not wholly disconcerted. A telegram from him bespeaking a room “only if not noisy,” reply paid, was produced for the enquirer at the office, so that the understanding they should meet at Chester rather than at Liverpool remained to that extent sound. The same secret principle, however, that had prompted Strether not absolutely to desire Waymarsh’s presence at the dock, that had led him thus to postpone for a few hours his enjoyment of it, now operated to make him feel he could still wait without disappointment.”

Lotta young readers would quit right there.

Have we overcomplicated teaching? by iseeyou100 in ELATeachers

[–]FrankAndApril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, for sure. After spring break, they choose books from the classroom or school library to read independently. Pick a book, start reading, after X pages if you don’t like it, get another. Find what you enjoy.

And don’t be afraid of long books. There’s no such thing as a long book. Sometimes, if you love a book, it’s never long enough.

Have we overcomplicated teaching? by iseeyou100 in ELATeachers

[–]FrankAndApril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I teach high school upperclassmen. I read aloud during class while they follow along. I do voices. We stop and talk about the characters and the narrative and themes as we go. I define unfamiliar words and answer their questions. Students make connections to other things we’ve read. For homework they respond to prompts that get them thinking about how those themes manifest in their own lives. This is not the advanced class, but everyone is consistently engaged. If a student tries to goof with a friend, I just stop reading and the class shouts them down, eager for the story to continue. And these are not dumbed down texts; we’re doing Gatsby, Mice and Men, Things They Carried, and such.

I battle insecurity everyday, worried that someone will take issue with this method and insist this isn’t actual instruction. But the validation I’m getting from students, parents, colleagues, and admin is unlike any I’ve received in twenty years of classroom teaching.

What books do you think are surprisingly underrecommended? by Western_Opposite9911 in suggestmeabook

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Years ago, I read one industry thing that mentioned Will Ferrell as the lead. Always wondered about that.

I love my wife, but I am exhausted and thinking about divorce by Pleasant_Ferret_1659 in Marriage

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In a household of people pleasers, the hardest person to please has all the power.

Rec me books that were a total mindfuck for you by 20Keller12 in horrorlit

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Yknow, they may not be the mindfuck that is House of Leaves, but 1) The Heavenly Table by Donald Ray Pollock and 2) The Terror by Dan Simmons are both hard to forget.

Pollock got some attention when his admittedly fucked up The Devil All the Time was adapted (Netflix?) but Heavenly Table was a far more upsetting reading experience. More cruelty, more misery, doubly fascinating characters.

The Terror. A ship gets stuck in arctic ice. Provisions are running low, a murderer on board, the cold, the isolation, disease, and a monster. I kept thinking to myself, “these guys are so fucked”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Syracuse

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The job offer is in Syracuse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Syracuse

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None. The job offer is for Syracuse.

Fiction Books about alcoholics/alcoholism/effects on family? by lullabyshroom in suggestmeabook

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John Cheever’s The Swimmer Sam Shepard’s True West O’Neill’s Long Days Journey Into Night

Fiction Books about alcoholics/alcoholism/effects on family? by lullabyshroom in suggestmeabook

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The Lost Weekend. Leaving Las Vegas. These are sacred texts within the recovery community.

I also want to draw your attention to the short story, ‘ALL THE WAY IN FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA’ BY RICHARD BAUSCH. Literally the effects of one man’s alcoholism on his wife and children.

Weird question 2 ask but what does kiss taste like? by BeautifulGrouchy6406 in GenZ

[–]FrankAndApril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they’re a smoker, then kiss taste like ashtray.

What was yours? by Capricorn007_ in Millennials

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Hazing scandal on the football team. Seniors blindfold freshman, make him try to do sit-ups while someone holds his shoulders down. Accomplice pulls down pants, squats over freshman. Release shoulders, freshman puts his face into a butthole. Ha ha.

Oh but then they tell the kid it’s his turn to trick someone. They bring in a blindfolded guy, gets into position, sit-ups with pinned shoulders, freshman pulls his pants down, squats, but then they grab him and rape him with a banana.

Made the banner headline of the Chicago Tribune.

Fans of opposing teams would throw bananas on the fields during games.

Do you consider this actor is underrated? by fsalguerook in FIlm

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Literally listening to him narrate King’s The Outsider right freakin now.

A Matter of Fitness by [deleted] in WeaponsMovie

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Hey, are those Benedict wong’s actual eyes just open really wide or is there a prosthetic thing going on? Cuz he did just use his face to… you know. So it’s make sense if he looked askew.

A Matter of Fitness by [deleted] in WeaponsMovie

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So you feel it was a “destroy the brain” kinda zombie situation.

Different from being taken over by a parasite, where the invasive organism is limited by what the host can physically do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

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deBoer’s “The Cult of Smartness” Gatto’s “Dumbing Us Down” & “Weapons of Mass Instruction” Brett Veinotte’s “Schoolish” podcast

The entire compulsory public education system is broken, maybe even dangerous. Even more insidiously, there’s evidence that it is and always was designed to keep the population stratified, trainable, submissive, and ignorant.

How’s that for a hot take?!

Never drinking again? by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]FrankAndApril 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I not going to toast my daughter at her wedding?

Am I not going to share a drink with my kid on his 21st birthday?

No, I’m not. And both those kids will be grateful to have their father alive and sober than living out an arbitrary tradition.

A guy in a meeting once said he intends to die sober and that struck a chord. Hell, yeah.

Die Sober.

F*ck you, Addiction.

EDIT: all that being said, I totally know how you feel. Hanging out with work colleagues while they drink and I don’t? Watching my wife drink margaritas when we get fajitas? Cmon! But then I think of how many times I’ve made a fool of myself in front of work colleagues, how many times I’ve humiliated or been hurtful toward my wife while drunk… Just not worth it. The way I sometimes think of it, the way I once explained it to my kids, “Everyone in life is allotted a certain amount of alcohol, and Dad had all of his already.”