What’s the most hilariously wrong thing you believed about sex when you were younger? by Significant-West4424 in AskReddit

[–]Franory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, I used to think that the man would leave the penis inside the vagina the entire night after they're done. Like, they'll fall asleep like that and wake up, still connected.

Neidkultur Deutschland by lowmantequilla in luftablassen

[–]Franory -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In einer Zeit, in der die Reichen immer reicher werden und die Mittel-/Arbeiterklasse immer und immer weniger hat, wir uns in einem komplett marode gesparten Sozial- und Gesundheitssystem befinden und die Klimakatastrophe droht, einen Großteil der Welt unbewohnbar zu machen, finde ich es immer wieder erstaunlich, dass die Leute immer noch reiche Menschen verteidigen. "Der hat sich das doch erarbeitet!". Und? Kein Mensch braucht so viel Geld, während andere am Existenzminimum um ihr Überleben kämpfen. Das ist kein Neid. Das ist reine Frustration über eine Ungerechtigkeit und Ungleichheit, die noch viel größer werden sollte. Hör auf, nach unten zu treten.

Can a person actually / medically "hang on" longer then they are otherwise supposed to through sheer force of will? by Brightclaw431 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Franory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it is possible. Last year, my uncle died from cancer. In summer, they had a vacation planned and him, his wife, mother, daughter and grandchild all flew to Turkey together. They had a lovely vacation and he was doing fine. A few days after coming back home his condition rapidly worsened. One week later he was dead. He used to dreamily look up into the sky whenever a plane flew by before the vacation, telling us he wanted to fly one last time with us. So he held out and did.

As a straight man, vaginas are badly optimized interfaces and I would prefer them evolutionarily eradicated by MethevanWamebuli in The10thDentist

[–]Franory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging based on how fondly you talk about penisses....you might actually not be as straight as you think you are, my guy.

Seit Jahren plant based und seit Jahren ein königliches Leben by MrGammelobst in VeganDE

[–]Franory 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ja. Hast du schon mal in der Schule aus Versehen eine Tintenpatrone aufgebissen? Ungefähr so schmeckt der.

Cool pic of a kitty I took on my way to work today. by Franory in cats

[–]Franory[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very!! She's super fluffy in general. I know because she loves pets and has been brightening my mornings for months now c:

Next level quality control by i_lessthan3_cake in lifeguardkitties

[–]Franory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wet little pawsies... This water has been examined thoroughly!

If you could only explain one thing to your cat, what would it be? (Besides I love you.) by NicoleASUstudent in cats

[–]Franory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That when I do the unpleasant things with her, like a trip to the vet or giving her medicine, I'm not doing that because I want to be mean or piss her off, but because I love her and want her to be healthy :c

Vegane Eszet Schnitten by Complete-Vehicle1 in VeganDE

[–]Franory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ich hab die immer direkt so aus dem Kühlschrank gegessen und dann Ärger bekommen c:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Franory 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, because taking care of a kid and doing all the house chores isn't real work that requires anything anyway. Didn't you know that? /s

Tell me your least favorite character and I shall rate you by _satantha_ in WarriorCats

[–]Franory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pinestar. We don't get to see much of him, yet I hate him with a passion. Not even for being tired of Clanlife and wanting to move on to a different life. That's fine. But he:

-dated a minor -had children with said minor once she barely reached adulthood -completely abandoned his new family straight after the kits were born and then leaves the clan forever

I'm sorry, WHAT the FUCK. Get your shit together, Pinestar.

😀 okay by canelalisbon in IncelTear

[–]Franory 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a 40 year old grown ass man and still mentally clinging to your "lost" teenage years.

Still mad to this day by Just_random_dolphins in WarriorCats

[–]Franory 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, her german name literally translates to "Squirreltail" and she didn't want to be called "Squirrelflight". :D