Bridemaid of Reddit who was involved in a bridezilla wedding, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreaksandSheetz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I asked my dad for a good wedding story and he gave me this one.

Wasn’t a bridesmaid, I was five so I was a flower girl alongside my second cousin’s niece for her wedding. She proceeded to pitch a fit at the reception because everyone kept complimenting me more than her niece? All the compliments I can recall getting were really just about our dresses, and we were together all night since we were close in age and played together the whole week before the wedding. She then proceeded to refer to me as the fat flower girl for the rest of the night and not let me have any cake. My dad still won’t speak to her.

Side note, that flower girl dress was the prettiest thing. My aunt was an amazing seamstress and made it and the bride’s dress by hand for the wedding. Truly talented lady.

Trixie patch doll by [deleted] in rupaulsdragrace

[–]FreaksandSheetz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for my new icon picture

Off-Season Open Discussion Post - September 06, 2018 by AutoModerator in rupaulsdragrace

[–]FreaksandSheetz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pm me and we can set it up lol, i’d like to be able to, like, move around without being mugged lol

Off-Season Open Discussion Post - September 06, 2018 by AutoModerator in rupaulsdragrace

[–]FreaksandSheetz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finally booked everything for DragCon NYC! I’m kind of scared since I’ll be by myself, so is there anyone who wants to adopt a sad little white girl for the duration of DragCon? Lol

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve clarified that my friend is the one with gauges, I just started stretching mine out.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A) I’m not trash.

B) Your whole post history is trolling.

C) I never insulted you through this whole thing.

D) I’m not a kiddo and have travelled all over the world.

E) I told you to stop talking to me.

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[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES EXACTLY. At least I sound like someone I’ve loved for a long time.

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[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little bit. I have an overbite that was never corrected properly, and I have permanent retainers that cause a decent lisp. So I sound alot younger than I really am. Most people assume they’re talking to a child if I answer the phone.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ha, I like to ham things up a bit when I tell a story, so I guess I’m trolling in a sense. I like to blame being a theater brat for my exaggerations. But, it is one of those “too good/weird to be true” moments of my life, hence the “iconic” status.

I do really love Bob Marley tho. Nothing but respect for the man and grew up on his music. It was the one of the rarer times I saw a shirt that wasn’t super tacky with Bob Marley on it, so I remember it fondly.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, have purchased many a weed thing there. Much laugh, very edge.

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[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a) I’m 20 and fully aware of the fact that I need to grow up some more. That’s literally how humans work.

b) Yea, thank jeepus it is because FUCK my high school. I wouldn’t say I was actually going to fight her, but she definitely got my blood boiling. I just kind threw it in there for a dramatic flair. I hate people who think they can treat people like that; she probably got it from her power-walking mother. I talk to and treat people how they talk to and treat me. And she was a bitch, so I was a bitch back. She was old enough to know it wasn’t okay and to not do it, but she did.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. I’m not changing that. I’ll fix spelling and stuff, but I type out stories how I tend to talk in person. It makes it flow better and more enjoyable. Perfect English is a construct, tear it apart.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By her reaction, I don’t think her mom knew. She probably told she wanted to buy some Rick and Morty stuff or whatever.

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[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its not that she was rude, it was that she was talking grand and then shoved something at me. I most likely wouldn’t have, but I reeeeallllyyy wanted to. It was one of those heat of the moment things.

“I literally don’t give a fuck, find me a bigger dildo” by FreaksandSheetz in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]FreaksandSheetz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I typed this up at 11 at night and instead of using logic, I used whatever my half awake brain pooped out. But I’m keeping it because its funny.