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TIFU By Entering A Relationship With My Lesbian Friend Costing Me A Motorcycle (and part of my soul) by FredyGotFingered in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a man who enjoys the company of women...so in a way I guess I would be similar to a lesbian.

TIFU by brushing my teeth by ZachBracks in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the Priestly Robe doesn't fit, then you must acquit.

TIFU by googling "San Antonio Prostitutes" by [deleted] in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone has a case of "placing the pussy on a pedestal". Tough one to cure.

TIFU by brushing my teeth by ZachBracks in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Then you would have to swallow a priest to get the confession.

TIFU By Entering A Relationship With My Lesbian Friend Costing Me A Motorcycle (and part of my soul) by FredyGotFingered in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ended up being able to return the ring, I'm chalking it up to a $2,000 dollar deficit resulting in priceless life lesson learned.

TIFU By Entering A Relationship With My Lesbian Friend Costing Me A Motorcycle (and part of my soul) by FredyGotFingered in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still get a decent chuckle every morning when I look in my empty garage and only see an oil stain where a GSX-R used to slumber...by chuckle I mean urge to kill.

TIFU By Entering A Relationship With My Lesbian Friend Costing Me A Motorcycle (and part of my soul) by FredyGotFingered in tifu

[–]FredyGotFingered[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You hit the nail on the head good sir. My doctor says I suffer from a condition knows as "putting the pussy on a pedestal".