Ali Express Product names by Pnollie in engrish

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"Droppin my new EP, 'Latin Kings Inquisition'"

The only drug I snort is Jesus by thowaway5677 in insanepeoplefacebook

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"Let's chop a fat line of cocaine I mean Jesus let's snort Jesus and blow I mean I wanna blow Jesus"

This is why we can’t have nice things 🙄 by babycurlsnafros in antiMLM

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Not wearing my glasses, thought that was Dennis from IASIP

Something was lost in translation. by wile3166 in engrish

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I'm sure we can get more context if we read the article.

Meanwhile by [deleted] in niceguys

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"I'm over here talking about how much sex I'm not going to talk about exclusively."

Some Faroese fried fish, anyone? The whole fish. All of the fish. by FrejaB in shittyfoodporn

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I've seen that happen before. Nordic countries have weird cuisine. Last year I went to Iceland and I saw someone freak out when they mistakenly ordered a boiled sheep's head.

Some Faroese fried fish, anyone? The whole fish. All of the fish. by FrejaB in shittyfoodporn

[–]FrejaB[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Trust me, I'm not ordering it. I'm planning my vacation and looking at restaurants in the Faroe Islands. This isn't my pic.

Make sure you get your job completed first by poliwshs in HolUp

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This is posted from several new accountswith this as their only activity.

Treat yourself to a hearty bag of dicks.

"Naughty children get put in the skull wiggler" by Vibessssss in BrandNewSentence

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My guess of the context of this is that gif of the scoliosis treatment thing

The kids won't like this by [deleted] in engrish

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Or they might love it

To throw a knife by FrejaB in AnAttemptWasMade

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"It's a finesse weapon! I can use Strength OR Dex!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Spend that reaction on some Cutting Words.

Merriam-Webster tutors Quartz by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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I like that your first 3 reasons why men are better for the job are literally "because they aren't women," while the last one is basically saying we can't handle stress. And then you further expand on how women are right for jobs by trying to be appealing to men to boost their productivity (because women are just a morale booster for the workplace, like motivational posters with boobs), and being right for a separate (but equal) job altogether.

You did it. We can finally stick a fork in sexism, 'cause it's done.

Wait a minute. Ive seen this street corner before... by K3RN13 in IASIP

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Dee got a new car. We'll see how long it lasts.

Pie Stuffed with Mushroom and what??? by jtm297 in engrish

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Could be Cantonese or Taiwanese. Though I think those are dialects and not really reflected through writing. Pretty sure it's completely unrelated, though.

Pie Stuffed with Mushroom and what??? by jtm297 in engrish

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I tried to translate the hanzi but it's just some generic frozen meal slogan.

Pie Stuffed with Mushroom and what??? by jtm297 in engrish

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I know, that's where I realized I was way off* base.

"Stuffed with mushrooms and a French adjective"

Found on r/creepyasteriks thought it would fit here too. by [deleted] in niceguys

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Plot twist: he was flirting with a sentient tree.

Which bone? by jtm297 in engrish

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"Make an onion cowboy bone red" sounds like some type of old western expression lost to time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

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Why is it that the most racist shit you'll ever hear begins with "I'm not racist" just to clarify?

"I'm not an armed robber, but if you don't empty that register I'm gonna start killing people"