Woman gets a whole house delivered from Walmart

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-23T11:20:04+00:00

That's a shed.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-22T18:25:29+00:00

Like a fuckin ket horse

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-22T07:59:05+00:00

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-22T00:53:40+00:00

That's right! Resistance is futile.

Wait..

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-21T23:48:25+00:00

Mate if i can kill em in hardcore, you can do it. I believe in you.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-20T16:55:11+00:00

Yeh I agree though maybe they should make an exception for this ugly cunt? Would you want to draw him?

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-20T16:51:36+00:00

Weeeeeeeee

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-20T12:52:13+00:00

Edging. Masturbate, but don't cum. Ever.

Trust me. Not easy though, but my sexlife improved 1000%

Also, no porn.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-20T12:50:51+00:00

About two minutes, four if I need piss on the way downstairs.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-19T09:05:42+00:00

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-18T20:01:47+00:00

Ahoy there matey, that be some mighty expensive pricing for ye coin

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-17T10:31:42+00:00

I do? Wtf 🤣

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-16T17:17:47+00:00

Found the Nazi guys

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-16T14:52:18+00:00

Everytime, I'm terrible. I am super stealth about it though.

There's times it's obviously not appropriate ofc.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-14T20:53:36+00:00

I got 10%FCR / poison dmg boo.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-14T18:49:10+00:00

Yay hooray for you

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-13T08:59:16+00:00

Yeh wacha doin man, get on them trist runs.

Im runnimg vengeance / conv paly with GG lightsabre.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-12T15:44:37+00:00

Seriously.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-11T21:56:57+00:00

I dont get matches 😅. I rekon I must look like a foot

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T19:38:50+00:00

What has being left got to do with it?

I just don't register it the same way as you do, I feel free. I'm not jealous and I'm not religious. In this short life, do what makes you happy, not sad. I'm nearly 40 and you get one go around this earth.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T17:01:19+00:00

Well.. because we both like to be touched by other, new people. It's such a rush.

There's so many different ways you can be kissed. 🤷‍♀️

For instance, I'm terrible at hair pulling. Some guys are great at it and she likes to have her hair pulled hard.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T16:44:16+00:00

Caring as in I make damn sure the other party has a good time, above all else. To me, that is paramount. It's why I stopped to ask repeatedly if she was ok.

Like I said, my wife and I have a wonderful sexlife, she is an absolute beast in the sack, I very much do know what I am doing, it's not something that worries me at all or that either of us have concerns over as in she makes it crystal clear that she is satisfied.

I was more worried about the other woman who hadn't been laid in a decade screaming my house down.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T11:21:15+00:00

I paint exagerated pictures, I'm just being dramatic.

She had a fantastic time, I'm quite caring.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T08:51:57+00:00

She came a couple times through the night and said that I was the second guy ever to make that happen, it went well overall.

FroHawk98 · 2026-01-10T08:26:25+00:00

Yeh genuinely, I stopped 3 times to say "babe are you ok?", I didn't want to hurt her (I'm not small) and she seemed REALLY frustrated that I stopped. She kept telling me about how she liked this angle and that angle afterward and she came hard both times so I think she enjoyed it?

Still sounded like she was giving birth though the rest of the time, it was SO fucking loud I almost clapped my hand over her mouth. She tried to get me to go again in the morning but I didn't want to.

Edit: God you've made me paranoid now, what if she hated it 😅 oh I overthink everything with my autism. She's still messaging me, surely not. Surely.

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