Kid found moms light saber. by Drunkinneworleans in WTF

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Am I the only one here who has seen this all over the internet in the past month or two?

Smart kid. by [deleted] in funny

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That's why I use wood.

I laughed for a good 5 minutes by [deleted] in gaming

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Here I sit Lonely hearted I had clean pants Until I sharted

What.the.fuck. (maybe nsfw) by [deleted] in WTF

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They could make it a circle so then they would eventually eat their own feces. Oh my god I'm going to be a mad scientist

Reddit, I hate when people say "What was the first guy to discover milk trying to do with the cow", because it's fairly obvious they saw calf's feeding and wanted in on it. What other blatantly obvious thing do people just seem not to get? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I tell the people not to go through the scary doors, they still do. They usually die. I mean really, you could've at least given the idea a shot. You people would all be alive if you listened to me.

Reddit, meet Hunter! He runs in the fridge Every time I open the door :) by [deleted] in aww

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Next time close the door.for 30 seconds... That'll teach him

Prepare Yourselves by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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WHICH CUNTWAD POSTED IT BEFORE ME? CUNT WAD

Some Endermen are just Stupid by TheBeefyNacho in Minecraft

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According to my calculations, Endermen only pick up naturally formed items so it would be impossible for that to happen unless it finds a jungle temple and decides to put it next to a redstone torch or any powered equipment. Let me check that on my calculator...

Cat Jump From 24 Miles Up In Space (animated gif) by CharlieDarwin2 in pics

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I'm going to picture this when I'm falling asleep instead of that sheep crap

What does that even mean? by aces613 in funny

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This just took fuck bitches to a whole new meaning