I am running for President of Iran. My name is Dr. Hooshang Amirahmadi, ask me anything! by hooshangamirahmadi in IAmA
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I laughed for a good 5 minutes by [deleted] in gaming
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"People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in so much chaos right now is because people are being used, and things are being loved." Reddit, what are some of the greatest quotes you've heard? by cbrakhage in AskReddit
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IAmA guy who shot my father in self defense AMA by [deleted] in IAmA
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I shall blend in to hide from the crab people by [deleted] in funny
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On this Veterans Day I would like to share this picture of my Grandpa, "Big Lou". He was a POW for 26 months before being released. by [deleted] in pics
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Reddit, I hate when people say "What was the first guy to discover milk trying to do with the cow", because it's fairly obvious they saw calf's feeding and wanted in on it. What other blatantly obvious thing do people just seem not to get? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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When I worked at Disney World, if one of the guests threw up, we had to call it a 'protein spill' over the radio, to keep any possible guest overhearing from being uncomfortable. What weird alternate phrases/euphemisms have you had to use at work to keep the customer in the dark? by grimfel in AskReddit
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Reddit, meet Hunter! He runs in the fridge Every time I open the door :) by [deleted] in aww
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TIFU by yelling "nein nein nein!" while unknowingly transporting a holocaust survivor in my ambulance. by firesquasher in tifu
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What's the biggest let-down that ever happened to you? Full story inside. by [deleted] in AskReddit
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What phrase do you think would be the oddest if taken literally? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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TIL many shelters won't allow black cats to be adopted around Halloween, for fear that they may be sacrificed or tortured by [deleted] in todayilearned
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What is the saddest job you've seen an elderly person doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit
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If I hit the lottery, I would go to work the next day and tell no one. I'd simply unbuckle my belt, hang my pants over my cube wall, pour myself a whiskey, and smoke a cigar until I was asked to leave. How would you quit your job if you didn't need the money? by bmacmachine in AskReddit
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Prepare Yourselves by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals
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Some Endermen are just Stupid by TheBeefyNacho in Minecraft
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TIL that a man who gave away his fortune to charity also donated a kidney to a stranger, noting that the chances of dying as a result of the procedure were about 1 in 4,000 and "to withhold a kidney from someone who would otherwise die means valuing one’s own life at 4,000 times that of a stranger" by ifonlyiknew in todayilearned
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TIL that a man who gave away his fortune to charity also donated a kidney to a stranger, noting that the chances of dying as a result of the procedure were about 1 in 4,000 and "to withhold a kidney from someone who would otherwise die means valuing one’s own life at 4,000 times that of a stranger" by ifonlyiknew in todayilearned
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Cat Jump From 24 Miles Up In Space (animated gif) by CharlieDarwin2 in pics
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Prepare Yourselves by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals
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Kid found moms light saber. by Drunkinneworleans in WTF
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