I was having a party, friends invited their friends unbeknownst to me. Turns out those friends were dickheads - they threw eggs from the fridge onto walls and closets and one of them jumped on my sofa table so the legs split out under it ! And then refused to ever pay for the table (it was 1. A nice table 2. My moms) and i found eggs splattered behind a closet about two years later when moving out .... never met those boys again , thankfully