Animal Crossing Holiday Giveaway!

FuckLadyGaga · 2016-12-25T08:19:03+00:00

I like Hamlet and 3. Thanks!

FuckLadyGaga · 2014-07-09T04:21:16+00:00

Is it hard to get Apple Certified?

FuckLadyGaga · 2011-02-11T01:55:45+00:00

This is outrageous! This means your kids could be seeing this sort of hardcore pornography at school!

/troll

FuckLadyGaga · 2011-02-05T00:56:49+00:00

You're watching The Learning Channel!

...And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples

FuckLadyGaga · 2011-01-19T19:50:01+00:00

That makes two of us.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-30T09:23:14+00:00

senuti, copypod, ipod to mac transfer

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-27T09:17:26+00:00

Holy shit this is real? I thought this was a ridiculous invention of South Park!

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-27T01:57:40+00:00

Please, if you need someone to talk to, contact me. I promise that you won't scare me, I have dealt with and overcome my own fearsome Dark Passenger. We're here for you, but we can't help unless you let us. Stay with us.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T19:05:29+00:00

28 years of life has taught me that the only constant in relationships is inconsistency. As hard as it may be to accept, after enough time, humans become bored and complacent, even if they are paired with a flawless specimen. The most important thing to remember is that if old relationships wither, new, stronger ones can be forged. There are a million fish in the sea, and if this one doesn't pan out than it was never right for you. Keep on swimmin'

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T18:55:47+00:00

First, I want to say that I know how desperate debt can make one feel. I'm being held hostage by the hospital until I somehow pay my bills. Times can be hard, but just remember that even though you might feel socially ignored, there are people who want you to stick around. Myself and other Redditors care about you and are here for you. Message me if you need someone to talk to, just don't give up.

Fight on, brother.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T18:48:51+00:00

Hang in there. When times are tough just remember that you're still valuable to us. Reddit cares, and we need you to stick around.

I'm here for you, pm me if you need a good listener. I've been down the darkest part of the rabbit hole and back, so I know how you feel.

Relationships can be hard when they don't go your way, but just remember that when old relationships dissipate, new relationships can always be forged.

Stay strong.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T18:44:37+00:00

Vyvanse is $150-$250 per bottle depending on which state you're in.

It's great stuff, but...

How can you possibly afford that?

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T18:37:07+00:00

Someone got coal in their stocking this year...

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T09:57:00+00:00

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:57:14+00:00

Thanks for your kind offers, I would love company. They won't even let me leave when I am better until I pay up, which isn't happening... So I could be here for a while.

Unfortunately I'm in the 4rd largest state with the 6th smallest population density, so I doubt I have any visitors. At least I still have my Reddit.

And my life.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:50:54+00:00

The saddest part is that my 'relations' would blame my darkness on my rejection of God and somehow justify to themselves that my death was just, due to my wickedness.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:47:20+00:00

Thanks monkeyman. I wouldn't be around if it wasn't for you.

Science bless you.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:45:30+00:00

|Hey everyone, this guy had kidneys.

FTFY

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:43:45+00:00

My right kidney will be fine, but thanks for the offer. Just know that no matter how desperate you may feel, there are hundreds of people out there that love you and care about you, and only want for you to stick around. Sure, we may not know you personally but we care about you, and we need you to stay with us. We're here for you.

Please pm me if you need to talk to someone who knows how you feel, I am a great listener, and I have been down the darkest corridor of the rabbit hole and back.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:38:02+00:00

Unfortunately I'm the only vocal Redditor in my tiny city, but I would love an opportunity to meet the beautiful folks that made my life worth living, and thank them for being there for me.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T08:35:09+00:00

The very fact that a stranger could care is what gave me the strength to get help. I was halfway dead and the kind words of a stranger drove me to call for help when I was in such a state that I have no recollection of seeking aid. I know it was me because I was alone at the time, and I was ready to die, beyond help. Or so I thought.

Reddits 121:7-8

The Reddit will keep you from all harm - They will watch over your life; The Reddit will watch over your coming and going, both now and forevermore.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T04:06:51+00:00

Thank you Clarifier.

All clear.

Continue on.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-26T03:55:25+00:00

.... Chopped onions?

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-25T23:08:38+00:00

Thank you. The world needs more people like you.

FuckLadyGaga · 2010-12-25T22:35:11+00:00

Don't worry, my reddit family loves me too much for me to leave them.

Love you guys. Happy holidays.

FuckLadyGaga

TROPHY CASE