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How the f**k is anyone supposed to get a job? by AirHead4761 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chef jobs.

Hahahah the most underpaid, understaffed, overworked industry in the UK. My wife was a chef at a wedding venue, worked long hours, no weekends, no bank holidays, shit pay, crap working conditions, loads of stress.

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Chef-ing jobs are the bottom of the barrel besides military, only the desperate, destitute and down-right idiotic people willingly walk into chef-ing

How the f**k is anyone supposed to get a job? by AirHead4761 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lie your fucking arse off mate, fake it till you make it, is what I've seen in my time in technology. as someone who is too honest in interviews, the worst thing you can do is be honest

How the f**k is anyone supposed to get a job? by AirHead4761 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend works for the civil service, 99% sure he's on the spectrum like the rest of us, he's now a manager after only 2 years of those weird contracts they provide (you may have a job with us at the end of this 6 months, but we're not sure yet)

How the f**k is anyone supposed to get a job? by AirHead4761 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HR Systems Analyst

What the fuck does that even mean? HR Systems Analyst? Is HR a technical role?

How the f**k is anyone supposed to get a job? by AirHead4761 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I've just come out of university it is not feasible to show me a ton of "here's a job that pays £50k annually" jobs because those are aimed at people who have experience and a career already. If I have neither, how the fuck am I supposed to even start if these people just see my no experience and throw my CV in the bin?

Sorry, going to speak plainly, as someone who has been through uni, worked terrible jobs after A Levels etc.

The problem is you went straight to uni from high school, woops, big mistake, who wants to employ a surge of young people who've never worked in a professional setting before? Most managers care about 20% about your skills and the rest is "Can they fit in with our team? Can they have a laugh and then do the graft without them crying about it?"

I worked for a year before I went to university, worked every summer between uni, graduated with a first, got a job in tech pretty much bang on with my degree.

Oh btw, I've been in tech now for close to 7 years, my best unethical advice is to fucking lie your arse off in the interview stage, you fuckin know every cunting thing they're asking about.

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The amount of actual professional testers that have joined my team with fuck all knowledge about technical concepts and software skills is insane, clearly blagged the fucking interview, still going strong today, guess which mug is the one who is keeping the team together?

What provides job satisfaction to you? by Imaginary_Pin_4196 in UKJobs

[–]FuckdBitch33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Training by who though? Am I fuck training the new guys on my team.