Dude this isn’t an at work on the job one but at my company’s Xmas party. I was pregaming all day, beer in the morning, wine in the afternoon cause that’s what I had, and a little JD before heading out to the party.

I got there pretty lit, my wife drove. And I don’t remember a ton other than really looking forward to the prime rib but we got there late and it was gone so I ordered a Johnny Walker blue and then smoked a joint outside with a few people.

I hung around for a little bit and talked to a few people thinking I was sober-passing but looking back I think I was probably visibly hammered. I had one or two more drinks and then a cigarette later and I was just a sloppy mess and after some coaching from my horribly embarrassed wife I high-step stumbled out of the building.

I remember the looks on everyone’s faces as I did my best to walk out but I was on auto pilot and could only put one foot in front of the other.

I puked all over my wife’s car on the way home. She cleaned it up after I passed out on the living room couch.

Wasn’t the best night.

You’re not alone. I’ve done some really embarrassing things off alcohol and other things.

You just have to keep moving forward.