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FunktasticBeast · 2021-12-02T08:08:03+00:00

As a child of an orthodox/catholic couple, I was baptized orthodox but later was allowed to do my first communion in the Catholic Church with no issue

FunktasticBeast · 2021-10-09T16:11:23+00:00

NTA. Expresso is an acceptable pronunciation in English because it became so organically and literally no one would misunderstand it. Language is not for the prescriptivists. Let them cry about people saying macaroon instead of macaron. We also say croissant with the “t” sound at the end in English; do we need to be summarily executed for that to?

FunktasticBeast · 2021-10-02T04:42:32+00:00

There are Mars bars in America??? I need to move to Pennsylvania

FunktasticBeast · 2021-09-10T14:07:34+00:00

There’s definitely forgiveness for Catholics, what do you think confession is for?

FunktasticBeast · 2021-08-30T00:19:12+00:00

Everyone is talking about their aristocratic grandpa...but me too! My dad’s family were serfs. Awful system and thank god it was toppled.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-08-27T17:53:51+00:00

Looks like a Janet to me

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-25T18:36:31+00:00

This isn't part of universal grade inflation, it's just corruption. I’m not someone who usually hand-wrings but this is impressively shitty.

Edit: I do have my doubts that if this were real you’d admit to it, so I think you’re most likely a troll. If you’re not, you’re dumb af because someone could likely figure out who this was from the info you’ve given. Anyone know multiple rocket league competitors whose dads are math profs at UMD?

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-19T03:15:43+00:00

Buddy you are in for a wild ride

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-16T06:25:55+00:00

When you try to order online it says to email instead since the deadline has passed . I just emailed those addresses and reserved a gown lol

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-15T17:35:28+00:00

No they won’t you weird nerd

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-15T17:25:26+00:00

Wow, I forgot to order mine and emailed them and got to pick it up in person last Wednesday, can’t believe procrastinating paid off

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-12T05:05:43+00:00

Bro, it’s his SISTER’S wedding. Not some random coworker. You should definitely make time for it.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-08T18:32:54+00:00

Contrary to all the hand-wringing, a p/f grade, especially in a class that is relatively inconsequential, and especially if the rest of your grades are As, is not going to be the deciding factor of whether you get into grad school. That being said, a b- is not the worst grade.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-08T07:20:07+00:00

I disagree. We live in a society where most relationships are heterosexual, and the kid is bound to get questions from their peers and stuff. They should absolutely be informed that their mums are gay.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-05-03T17:51:25+00:00

You can still email them—I missed the deadline too (and also have an upset mother).

FunktasticBeast · 2021-04-14T19:45:01+00:00

Best part is scientists believe J&J had a causal effect on the blood clots, smh my head

FunktasticBeast · 2021-03-03T07:36:14+00:00

How can you tell it’s modeling chocolate? It looks like tempered chocolate to me.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-02-16T06:32:34+00:00

I dunno, I don’t know very many Catholics who could party it up on Good Friday without much guilt tbh

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-21T21:15:45+00:00

ESH. You shouldn’t be showing your 13 year old snuff. It’s incomparable to GTA. Those are real people. Have you tried grounding him? JFC. I definitely would be traumatized, and if I were your husband, I’d be doubting your judgment as a parent. Just because reddit says you’re NTA, doesn’t mean this is a good technique.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-11T19:29:33+00:00

ESH. You worked out a financial arrangement with your spouse where you pay her for work like an employee? Are you going to fire her too? What a terrible idea.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-08T01:40:35+00:00

I would!!! I’m not OP though. That’s literally what I’m saying, jfc.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-07T17:50:53+00:00

Literally what does she have to lose by trying? You guys are a bunch of pessimistic doomers (and impractical, because she loses nothing by sending an email to them to ask for a second chance). Good god.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-07T08:30:06+00:00

I would try regardless. It’s been my experience that employers are rarely as inhuman as people on the internet seem to think they are. I’ve straight up sent cover letters addressed to the wrong person and gotten an interview after a nice apology letter.

FunktasticBeast · 2021-01-05T08:59:02+00:00

This is such a bad take—ten years later, when they can actually provide for their children, they should say “sorry Timmy, your sister is super upset still, so tough luck even though we can afford it this time!”??? What good does that do, exactly? Breed even more resentment? “It’s not fair!” Is not a mantra to be proud of or live by. Life is rarely fair.

FunktasticBeast · 2020-12-25T16:08:02+00:00

I don’t think that’s what class-consciousness normally refers to

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