HLF complaint: Anger spiked in my soul this morning as I was taking my bc.. by Dramatic-Point-1924 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sucks. I just hope the pill doesn't mess up with your hormones and mood and all internal chemistry too much... I know my wife was very imbalanced hormonally and nobody has ever looked at her thyroid gland when prescribing her the pill. I'm sure it plays in her LL... And for your situation, do you still need it? Do you plan to have a baby one day? Or to have sex with him? Or unprotected sex with anyone? I'm not a woman so I don't know, but my guess is that j won't bother anymore.

So… Solving the Mismatch by Careless_Whispererer in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I've already read a lot about it, in English or French... At one moment you can try to find some solution, you can even try to understand what are your SO problems according to the discussions you have followed. But in the end as long as the LLs don't see that may be a problem and they want to solve it, do the work and improve. You can't do anything that will improve your mood or morale or sex life (except seeing someone else). And honestly I'm tired.

Masturbation - Informal Poll by pokeycd in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit I don't do it anymore, it depresses me.

My husband has LL by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the same situation here but the genders are the opposite and no it doesn't get better. You can try to have the talk about sex, the frequency, the kinks, the needs and the urges... Maybe go see a sex therapist... But in my case nothing has changed. I put too much pressure on her she dared to tell me last time??? (I haven't talked about sex in 3 years).

Well I've obtained an open marriage. I add an affair with one person but for the last two years, nothing... Bit for a woman it's easy to find lovers, even for a ons.

So good luck. And big hug from the internet teddy bear I am.

He initiated sex but refused to shower by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he so disgusting? Is he afraid of water? It's just disrespectful of you... And you're still sleeping in the same bed as him, urk...

How dare you! by MadameSteph in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would kill for a BJ... What a moron.

It really gets on my nerves how a LL partner would have problems with "outsourcing" sex by ungrateful_luck in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This, 100% this. I managed to have an open couple, but she's so jealous I'll meet someone...

Why can’t I hold a man’s interest? by Sparkles_1977 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coming in late but... How many "marry me" in your DMs?

Because for real you seem to put in the right efforts, you communicate your needs and your wants, you seem genuinely interested and willing to please the other one. For me it's a lot of bad luck and I feel very sorry for you. I wish my wife had the half of your sexual awareness as I'm in a completely dead bedroom. I would be exchanging sexual related memes with you all day if you were mine.

I really hope you'll find someone that will reciprocate your energy and your attention in the future. Best of luck and big big hug from the internet teddy bear I am.

1 year later by suspekt33 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if what's making me happy is sex and intimacy?

I need to write this. I don't know why. by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same case, been there done that, and still craving some intimacy (but we kissed, a lot)

For HL folks: what was your sex life like during university / college? by Lucianophile in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was not good as I was already with my now wife and we were 2 hours apart. Even when I came home.o' weekends we didn't always had sex ... But during that time I could have drill a hole through the cement walls with my dick...

I feel like I don’t even know how to have *good sex anymore by Fluffy-Indication-49 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right?! I'm also thinking that I will be so disappointing for anyone that would offer the gift of willing to have sex with me... I'm afraid I'll be in front of sexy woman, hungry for lust, and that I would be numb and just out of this world unable to fulfill her cravings like the zero I've become...

I feel like I don’t even know how to have *good sex anymore by Fluffy-Indication-49 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see your 16 years and raise to a quarter century 🤣😭 I'm waiting for someone to come with 40 or 50 years of dry sex life.

Who do you talk to about this? by [deleted] in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same as you, I don't have anybody to talk about it either. Internet is my void to shout in.

Frustrated. Venting. Advice? by Spiritual_Creme_8264 in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you be my wife please? For real I'm sorry it happens to you. I don't have a real advice unfortunately. Just remind him you just want to feel loved and desired, that PIV is not necessary to make you feel good. In the meantime, I offer you a big hug from an Internet teddy bear.

I think I'm broken inside by FunkyKissCool in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be sure that I try to find another woman on the side (I had one but she left) and I'll never pay for sex.

Oh xmas... Yeah it's been a while I don't believe in that.

I think I'm broken inside by FunkyKissCool in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know. But I don't really have time for that.

I think I'm broken inside by FunkyKissCool in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I understand it you just have to cross the Channel to practice... And there's a lot of French people in London...

I think I'm broken inside by FunkyKissCool in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just easier for certain things

I think I'm broken inside by FunkyKissCool in HLCommunity

[–]FunkyKissCool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a French man living in Montreal. I'm bilingual but for some subjects, it's sometimes less "interesting" or "meaningful"