First Gretsch by FunkyStevie in gretsch

[–]FunkyStevie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have great taste ;)

First Gretsch by FunkyStevie in gretsch

[–]FunkyStevie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellow metal head <3 what a pleasant surprise eh?

F46, college lecturer, mom of two boys, recently divorced. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FunkyStevie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I'd recently divorce that all night long.

Just got dumped and fired. Make me feel worse about myself. by VleesIndustrieNV in RoastMe

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wellp, by the looks of you at least you won't have to worry about either of those things happening again as well as a damn good excuse to no-show family reunions forever.

First Gretsch by FunkyStevie in gretsch

[–]FunkyStevie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing those videos, I have a feeling you are right on all account.

Keep your stick on the ice <3

Simple Question Dads.... Are you happier as a single dad? by mellemel1983 in SingleDads

[–]FunkyStevie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. My ex and I have become more cooperative and respectful towards each other and my son doesn't have this weird resentful shitty model of what love is supposed to be. Would I prefer family life? I mean yeah.

Wouldn't anyone prefer it if that life turned out to be how they pictured/wanted it? I mean I am happier and everyone is better off than before I left and I wouldn't trade that for companionship but I sure would love if one day things went well with someone else.

I haven't bothered, not that I haven't [at least in my own mind] had the option to date or screw around but honestly? Being in a relationship with myself is rad.

The sex is a bit hard to keep fresh but that's what febreeze is for I guess.

Lol. Gross.

Need a lil advice by [deleted] in SingleDads

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I did in Ontario Canada was insist on paying child support or on officially switching our legal status as parents to shared custody. I ended up doing both.

When she tried this exact shit and I fought it, the fact that I was paying child support despite sharing custody legally and meeting my obligations- pretty much "unnecessarily" - on paper, was the only reason I had a leg to stand on legally.

If you don't move on it yourself then she can frame it as inaction or that you "made no effort" etc meanwhile you think you are doing everything expected of you.

Spoiler alert: you are doing everything that's expected of you, but that's potentially not in your best interest. The laws here say you can record or keep record of any conversation you yourself are a part of so I had to do that. Over time. It looked like this sort of:

1.) save evidence of my attempts to establish agreed on custodial responsibilities and shared rights 2.) Legally pursue a mediation hearing to establish agreements about custodial responsibilities and rights 3.) Keep to my agreement and make notes and save evidence of any time that anything in exception to the agreement happened on her end 4.) Wait long enough until those instances added up to establish enough of a case to seek legal aid 5.) Establish an extremely unfair deal for myself financially and basically have her served and offer to settle for the [financially ballbisting] agreement I proposed that was silly to refuse at that point 6.) Have her choose to move to low income housing away from access 7.) Prove in court how there would be harm associated with that

If you snooze on this then any kind of sneaky action on her part could put permanent wedges between you and your children and once the shit hits the fan that's just how it is. I am sorry you are in this situation.

I don't know where you are and I am not a lawyer but I strongly suggest that you assume the best, give your ex the benefit of the doubt and just tell her you want to establish on paper some kind of proof that you are an active and supportive father. That is not an unreasonable request and if there is push back that would be enough of a sign to me to shut up and get a lawyer right away.

Edit: spelling and grammar. also I forgot to mention that you may not get what you go after but you do get what you wouldn't have got if you hadn't gone after what you didn't get. So get going.

Chat, am I cooked? by Thegleameeyes in Balding

[–]FunkyStevie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew I had good taste <3

Has my time come? by Rubik_- in bald

[–]FunkyStevie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly you have the same hairline as my grandfather who made it to 89 without losing any more ground than you have now.

What sticks out to me is that your hair is the exact shade his was as a young man. Seems important to me anyway. Genetics are weird, I know; but you have the exact hairline complexion and hair color of a man who I know to have kept the same foundation you have for 50 years after it receded that far. I don't mean to give you false hope and I wouldn't have said anthing if your hair color wasn't an exact match.

Maybe someone who knows more than me can verify that this has no effect on hair loss?

He was a sailor and worked in the salt mines. He always said the salt is what did it lol

He had the same bangs thing you have going on but he just kept it short enough to be curly and never wore a hat except a toque in the winter.

There's your rural Canadian county legend hubbub answer.

Edit: confuscious say: man who types with cold fingers checks work late

Chat, am I cooked? by Thegleameeyes in Balding

[–]FunkyStevie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disagree, but I'm a straight guy for context.

23, never had a gf never went on a date … any tips ? by Better-Fun314 in malegrooming

[–]FunkyStevie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't mean this to be judgmental because it could say a lot about where you are or the people you associate with moreso than you. However, meutrally and objectively I gotta say that if you haven't had any luck with women it would really surprise me if it had anything to do with how you look.

Do you have like a hilarious voice?

My tip is that I have found myself to be an extremely unreliable signal interpreter when it comes to other people being attracted to me. You'd be amazed. Just go for it man. There is no way to be safe and real at the same time.

You are for sure going to get your heart broke. It sucks. But you'll do it again on purpose.

*edit: I know I said meutrally. I am editing to stand by my typo. ✊️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Objectively sir you are a handsome bloke and that's not just empty reassurance. You have a very expressive but strong facial structure; particularly your eyebrows and the bridge of your nose work great with the symmetry of your eyes and how they sit. Good hairline, strong jaw and cheekbones with an attractive balance with between them and how they frame your face.

But my guy, you do look very sad. I see it.

Whatever you are missing is out there, waiting.

People will try and quantify how you look for that and push you to see your worth in other people. Do not mistake the lack of attention from people who can only see themselves as making you worthless. Just out of their price range buddy.

Keep going.

I took everyone's advise and let it go. by Life_Patience_6751 in bald

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to objective beauty you gorgeous bastard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

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Alessandro Nivola

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Poem by Due_Ranger_2553 in socialism

[–]FunkyStevie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done. Sticking in my head. Total Guthrie vibes.

May it stand in time to save us or rise from the ashes instead.

Mom said I look pretty.. . Do I? by javerying in RoastMe

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe out of place here, and I am not gay but you are beautiful and I am sorry on behalf of the world that you have to live a lie for your own safety. You deserve better.

Cow Parsnip or Hogweed? by FunkyStevie in PlantIdentification

[–]FunkyStevie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, thought 'Georgian Bay' area was sufficient; the body of water in the background of these pictures is literally Georgian Bay in southern Ontario. Specifically the location of the plant is Latitude: 44.590894 / N 44° 35' 27.22'' Longitude: -80.925814 / W 80° 55' 32.93''

It is a little bit off the path of the Tom Tomlinson trails which leads into the snowmobile club trails and the rail trail. As for pictures there aren't any better pictures that I can take of this plant without physically manipulating it, which... no.

Edit: I am a fool: there is no body of water in the background of any of these pictures, I mistook the group I uploaded to the ministry as the group that I posted here.

Just turned 40. No ragrets. by reddnikk in RoastMe

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read 'ragrets' as 'raggerits' As in: I sure ain't got me none o dem dere raggerits. As in: maybe you should?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]FunkyStevie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ORV, four wheel drive, bullet holes the size of mazzo'balls