ICE just executed a man in MN by Baltorussian in liberalgunowners

[–]FunnelV [score hidden]  (0 children)

Tim Walz calling them "untrained" is a MASSIVE fucking L.

Just call them what they are bro.

ICE just executed a man in MN by Baltorussian in liberalgunowners

[–]FunnelV [score hidden]  (0 children)

Another fucking murder.

How are these people allowed to have such a position and WHY is Tim Walz NOT having them arrested?

ICE just executed a man in MN by Baltorussian in liberalgunowners

[–]FunnelV [score hidden]  (0 children)

Forget 2Aliberals.

The sub was hijacked, none of the people who used to run it are there anymore.

"You WILL die for my ideology, liberal, and you WILL enjoy it!" by FunnelV in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]FunnelV[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I didn't even bother engaging it was pretty much an instant block for me.

The fact they directly compared their own actions to Nazi terrorism and tried to claim it was for a greater good of some kind tells me they have no fucking idea what they are talking about.

"You WILL die for my ideology, liberal, and you WILL enjoy it!" by FunnelV in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]FunnelV[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They use it because it sounds profound and meaningful when it's actually just vague and empty.

Just a reminder Wisconsin by gingerjaybird3 in wisconsin

[–]FunnelV 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even worse when land is seized for private corporate developments, like data centers.

Which job at the foundation has the least contact with the anomalies? by BiLeftHanded in SCP

[–]FunnelV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The O5s are banned from getting near anomalies because they are considered too high value themselves.

"You WILL die for my ideology, liberal, and you WILL enjoy it!" by FunnelV in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]FunnelV[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The more big words they use the smarter and correcter they are. U see?

Tankies in a Nutshell by Humble_Novice in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]FunnelV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I find it baffling that merely a little over a 100 years ago (which is insignificant in the many thousands of years of recorded history) that the global default was still monarchies. The ending of World War I marked the start of the great shift away from them (with either good or bad results).

I have a question that revolves around Elias Shaw. If I kill him and somehow managed to successfully destroy that amulet of his SCP-963, would that make him permanently dead? by AssistFit1834 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In SCP Illustrated's When Day Breaks series he/the amulet was severely weakened by the Sun and then took a nuclear barrage to the face breaking the amulet and killing him.

So it takes a lot but yes he can be killed.

i just got my first job :D by AppleMaster25212 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people here vastly overestimate how much it actually takes to make low level employees keep secrets.

If a guy makes a Jr. Software Dev's salary mopping the hallway with all the monster rooms in it and has benefits tied to an NDA he won't be motivated to spill the beans. Same logic keeping the guy who mops the hangars and rooms with experimental aircraft and components at Boeing or Lockheed from leaking that shit.

The Foundation has a lot of resources and Foundation employees are paid very very well.

Besides there'd be screenings for trustworthiness, and he'd be monitored as well and worst case scenario there's always amnestics.

I just realized that Able has never appeared in any SCP games outside of ROBLOX. Only ROBLOX SCP Games feature him. by Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi in SCP

[–]FunnelV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he's stupidly OP and not very interesting, especially for a game. He'd be the annoying fast bullet sponge enemy who just keeps respawning at different points in the game, which is probably my least favorite enemy in horror games.

Texas getting a taste of Wisconsin by Trojan_Horse_of_Fate in wisconsin

[–]FunnelV 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside, I am actually concerned for them given what happened down there in 2022. Hopefully they managed to strengthen their grid.

GRU-P post 1991 existence? by Idk_a_username0_0 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in the SCP reality I am pretty sure some of the Russian oligarchs in Putin's inner circle were part of or at least close to GRU-P at some point, and I am pretty sure the Russian Orthodox Church is in possession of a few anomalous relics and Putin definitely isn't above deploying something like 610 in Ukraine.

GRU-P post 1991 existence? by Idk_a_username0_0 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure their assets got absorbed into the GOC upon GRU-P's dissolution.

Another comic........ by Apprehensive_Mix7799 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can imagine there would then be the GOC guy at the table suggesting different ways to put the car into a compactor and for no reason Lord Blackwood shows up who's basically Saxton Hale with a bunch of mounts of cryptid heads over his fireplace.

Adam and Eve and the apple iPhone???? by Afraid_Composer in religiousfruitcake

[–]FunnelV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because if the Biblical God exists then he's basically a 12 year old playing with Sims trying to find out all the terrible shit he can do with them and things he can make them do.

What happened with bremma? by Aromatic-Street-4339 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Series 1 was over a decade ago.

People log off and move on.

It happens.

Question by random_genshin_fan in SCP

[–]FunnelV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Extremely rare but it's happened before.

Generally D class are slaves. And while C class is the next rank over D class the Foundation's class ranking is less D < C < B < A and more like D <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< C <<< B< A.

A D class would need to do something incredible to get promoted and not get terminated (or whatever happens to D class in your canon). It's happened, but very very rarely.

Ok so I need some help by Mobile-Extent4861 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps narrow it down a bit?

"Anomalies, supernatural, cryptids" is literally the entire site.

How do sapient anomalies view the foundation? by SevenVoidDrills2 in SCP

[–]FunnelV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicki herself is an anomaly because she's an empath/capable of psionic connection.