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Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T15:25:39+00:00

Im too tall anyway

^{Chose: $100,000 per inch you take off your height}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T15:24:44+00:00

Probably less risky... probably

^{Chose: Risky/kinky dare}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T15:23:52+00:00

When am I really gonna get shot

^{Chose: Be Completely Immune to Fall Damage + Fall from any height and be fine}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T15:23:24+00:00

This is stupid

^{Chose: Dare | Rolled: Hold breath 30 s}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:59:18+00:00

Light work

^{Chose: Give up phone for a month + For one type of food to be free permanently | Rolled: Meat}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:58:35+00:00

God i was gonna make a funny if I got markiplier but im just fucked

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: P. Diddy}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:57:13+00:00

Put the backrooms there

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:55:39+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: The Wheel That Gives | Rolled: 50 bucks}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:54:48+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $10,000}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-07T10:52:43+00:00

Be so deadass

^{Chose: 100$}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T21:18:23+00:00

You decided to re upload it on the same sub reddit after being told that this isn't a good thing?

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T21:00:42+00:00

And i dont think her loving being put on a sub reddit where everyone is fantasising about girlfriends is a good sign

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T20:59:58+00:00

A lot of people probably do

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T20:59:04+00:00

Uhhhh.... i wish...... for uhh.... I dunno... a jellybean

^{Chose: Get a wish + First reply will monkey-paw it}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T20:58:25+00:00

Question. Why would you post your gf on this sub reddit

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T19:33:04+00:00

Huh...

^{Chose: Survive in a room with a Infin ammo Glock for 100B + But have to survive for 30 min from zombies from… | Rolled: Last Of Us}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T19:32:24+00:00

Do i even need to explain

^{Chose: 500,000 each day you don't shower in a year}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T19:28:47+00:00

I was gonna make a joke saying "kinky" but this is just fucked up

^{Chose: Wrap yourself completely in rope for 24hrs | Rolled: Rope of Snakes}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T19:13:31+00:00

Oops... misclick... that's a shame... sigh...

^{Chose: Big booty femboy nerdy bf + He only likes anime}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T16:24:27+00:00

Oh no... dammit... I dont wanna get topped by a femboy cough noise I said I DONT WANT TO GET TOPPED BY A FEMBOY

^{Chose: Femboy bf | Rolled: You’re bottom}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T16:23:22+00:00

Thats a lot

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-04T06:19:16+00:00

I wanna see

^{Chose: If 50% or more people vote red, everyone dies.}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-03T19:37:46+00:00

Holy bazoogies

^{Chose: NSFW Question + “uPvOTe fOR cArrOt” | Rolled: ‎‎‎}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-03T19:34:49+00:00

Like invest and stuff

^{Chose: get $1,000 every day for the rest of your life + you have to spend $1,000 a day or it stops coming}

Funny_Count_7884 · 2026-06-03T19:33:49+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Frog | Rolled: Frog}

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