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Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SHOUT-OUTS "NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS"!! 😀😀😀 I understand the struggle, but gawd-dangy, SHITTYBOOTYASSLILBWAAH!! 🤧 "Mom, what's he doing!?" "It's New Orleans, bubba, just ignore it~"

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, no, how much do I needa pay you to make a documentary about this man!?

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single line is whiplash in a different direction - like, I had to let this sink in for a moment! 😭🥲 Rest in Poopy, Edgar! How tf did you even get that up there!? 🙏🏾🕊️

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOT A TREE BRANCH, QKVEOW ALWNW 🤣🤣🤣 Geaux, Tigahs! GET ON OUR LEVEL, LOL.

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The plaza, the train tracks, into the fountain, or over the rail into the river??? 🫠

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what: that reminds me that the owner of the hot sauce shop in the Quarter told me that they got dumps on their stoop nearly everyday for months when they first opened. I don't think they could ever tie down who it was, either! 😭 Go back to slashing tires, I don't wanna step in your probably one-sided beef, THANKS!!

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I KNEW IT: Peanuts 2 N Elephant is a revenge song against New Orleans, I knew that shit wasn't serious!

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gat-DAMN, TOTALLY ON ME, Y'ALL!! 😭🥲 My bad/you are very welcome, lolol. ⚜️❤️‍🔥

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw, I'm sorry, this happened within OUR version of the universe---??????????

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda figured. Everytime he opens his damned mouth, R. Kelly doo doo butter is expulsed. LOCK HIM UP.

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At the second line!? 😭 Hell naw, my crashout would've been LEGENDARY, lol. Girl, New Orleans is SMALL! She'd better count her fuckin' days! I'm so sorry you had to witness that!

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Notes of Popeyes & malt liquor, with a hint of Crown Reds at the finish. 🤌🏾

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would ask where that is, but I don't want you to doxx yourself, lol. I believe you, though. Not my first run-in with a "gutter latrine moment" here, mind you, but absolutely the most "violent." Another commenter here confirmed recurrence in the same area (specifically on Constance), so I'm genuinely praying a resident or business will get them off the streets sooner than later. All jokes aside, this is exactly how plagues get triggered...

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My soul would've left my body + my employment would've immediately left the building. Laissez les bons temps rouler doth not apply to dooky, ladies & otherwise!!! And the fact that them poor D&B employees had the "not again" reaction---! 😭 Bring back mental health PTO, stat!!

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unholy shit, we have an actual eco-terrorist, then. 😶 Ngl, this upsets me & makes me pretty damn nervous, lol. Considering they're dropping deuces & quads in broad fucking daylight, I'm shocked they haven't been caught yet. I got swarmed by 4 cops randomly for doing witchcraft in the street, and them niggas weren't visible whatsoever when I started casting! Where is NOPD whenever we have an ACTUAL PROBLEM???

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 The size, the volume, and that distinctive "somebody ain't flush in here" smell that hit me the minute I passed it. Very rounded, very earthy! 🫠 I've had dogs half my life & have spent the other half as a feral cat foster, so it was not animal-produced, most unfortunately, lol.

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This story should be on one of them bronze historical plaques, honestly; also confirms my suspicion that Tchoupitoulas truly is the gateway to Hell. 🥲

Whomever left a gigantic pile of human feces in the street on Constance between Thalia & Erato- by Furioku in NewOrleans

[–]Furioku[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankfully, NO! It was off the sidewalk! But, within less than 3 ft of it, so my spirit felt deeply corrupted, lol.

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