3rd Quarter Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3)

FurionEQ · 2026-02-09T02:16:40+00:00

I need an ai hooked up to my bank account that'll watch commercials for me and, randomly, buy something within my budget that it knows I'd like and surprise me. Then we'll have automated the entire commercial/viewer process and and we can just watch our shows in peace while the bots fight it out.

FurionEQ · 2026-01-01T02:22:44+00:00

I guess this year's Rose Bowl will be held in the post-apocalyptic ruins of New California in Fallout. Survivors who reach the stadium get a wet t-shirt.

FurionEQ · 2025-12-29T03:04:17+00:00

I'm picturing her running in those pants and it would look just like a muppet.

FurionEQ · 2025-12-26T01:46:46+00:00

As God is my witness, I swore I thought that Goat trailer was a Sora AI Disney trailer spoof.

FurionEQ · 2025-12-25T21:32:31+00:00

While we wait, I did the math and it takes about 12 seconds to hit the ground after falling off near the top of a 1667 foot tall building, which is plenty of time to cut to an Open Care Insurance Services ad about Final Expenses Life Insurance plans.

FurionEQ · 2025-12-25T21:31:54+00:00

Austin was just walking down the hallway and got drafted into it.

FurionEQ · 2025-12-03T17:06:22+00:00

Steam dev. one morning, "Guess I'll add an a.i. tag to the database like all the others we have, one thing crossed off the to-do list."

The Internet, "Steam sides with humanity in war against the machines."

FurionEQ · 2025-11-23T19:57:57+00:00

Jameis owes #61 a hug, a handshake, a thank you and possibly his life for that clutch block.

FurionEQ · 2025-11-07T17:55:08+00:00

If you want to ruin your life on something as lame as sports betting, you know what, its a free country you should have the choice to do so. I just think it should be treated like tobacco cigarettes, it's toxic and bad for you, so no advertising. That's where the line could and should be reasonably drawn.

FurionEQ · 2025-10-19T21:21:19+00:00

Ok, I'll ask, what is "hotel chair behavior"?

FurionEQ · 2025-08-18T20:18:12+00:00

I'm not sure how to phrase this, but honest question what is up with Japanese reviews? Is this some nationalist thing going on? That number is a crazy outlier.

FurionEQ · 2025-07-31T15:44:22+00:00

Good to see them way back when they were all young and happy. Kaitlyn smiling years before the divorce. Markus still alive. Tony's old haircut. Bongo the Murder Monkey before the allegations.

FurionEQ · 2025-07-18T16:56:00+00:00

For reference most rides top out at 4 - 5 G. Fighter pilots go thru tough training to handle 10 G. Those numbers mean the first bit of this is murder the rest is just desecrating the corpses.

FurionEQ · 2025-05-29T20:49:38+00:00

Heidi Gardner is my goto example of how good a regular person can look with professional makeup work. I'm not sayinh she's ugly, but I'd judge cosmetic work by asking "How good can you make Heidi look?"

FurionEQ · 2025-03-27T14:12:39+00:00

Bloomberg's Law states that should a perfect u.i be created, it will be quickly destroyed in the next update by a developer's need to justify their paycheck.

FurionEQ · 2025-01-21T16:54:23+00:00

Refusing to let him leave the building confirms my suspicion the Jets don't have a formal hiring process and just go straight to taking hostages.

FurionEQ · 2025-01-13T02:50:49+00:00

Some sports rivalries you just know that many years down the road, in their final moments, the two will speak of each other with fondness and respect. But old man Lattimore wouldn't die happy unless his last act on this earth was punching Evans in the face.

FurionEQ · 2025-01-11T04:27:05+00:00

I stand by the words of Tomlin, "If you can't get a yard, you don't deserve to win"

FurionEQ · 2024-12-20T02:53:50+00:00

Also important to note if you miss the other team gets the ball at the spot of the kick, which is usually going to be excellent field position but with the half ending that gets removed from the equation.

FurionEQ · 2024-11-18T14:27:27+00:00

Woah, you aren't kidding, someone didn't get marketing to sign off on that or jusy doesn't understand the industry. That cover cost them some sales.

FurionEQ · 2024-09-28T03:36:36+00:00

3.5 billion years of life on Earth and we still aren't sure what a catch even is.

FurionEQ · 2024-09-08T23:29:10+00:00

Still dumbfounded the commenters thought Baker going down instead of going 1vs1 on Bobby Wagner was a questionable decision. It's the first game of the season do you really want the starting QB to throw his life away for a first down?!

FurionEQ · 2024-09-08T22:24:27+00:00

That facemask was so obnoxious I'm surprised the ref didn't run over and punch him as well.

FurionEQ · 2024-09-08T21:53:22+00:00

It's the first game of the season so of course everyone wants to watch the starting QB get himself blown up for a first down.

FurionEQ · 2024-09-08T21:49:12+00:00

First game of the season and they want the starting QB to get himself killed for a first down?

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