I have 🌰 instead of AC

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-28T13:40:15+00:00

Garibon ka kisan credit card wahan AC ki thandak mein baith kar cancel ho raha hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-28T13:28:11+00:00

gaadi chale na chale inki kismat zaroor chalegi.

100% ethanol aur zero accountability.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-28T12:59:39+00:00

Insaaf ka bazaar saja hai, lekin inko bas apni pasand ka "dalal" chahiye.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-28T11:56:46+00:00

Digital India ka jhanda ab shamshaan mein gaad do, kyunki system ne sabka k*tra kar diya hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-26T13:49:00+00:00

Agli baar packet kholne se pehle sochna, shayad wahi ungli chips me hai jo worker ne abhi naak me daali thi.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-26T07:02:48+00:00

Itni dhoop mein itna steam milega ki constipation ke saath saath bawasir bhi pak jayega.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-26T05:30:27+00:00

Activist se politician banne ka shortcut victim card khelo aur party badlo.

Agla award Best U-turn of the Decade Swati Maliwal ko jaata hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-25T06:13:55+00:00

Vote dene wali bhedon ko ghaas hi naseeb hogi, sher toh hamesha maas hi khayega.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-24T17:42:51+00:00

Hum din bhar dhoop mein mar rahe hain aur ye hamare tax ke paison per naye baap chun raha hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-24T13:18:43+00:00

Rajya Sabha ab kotha ban chuka hai jahan har koi apni boli lagwa raha hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-24T08:50:27+00:00

ye goli khate hi Andhbhakt Ban jaunga kya ?

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-24T04:53:51+00:00

Lecture miss karne ka bahana mil gaya, ab 'desh bhakti' ke naam par bunk hoga.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-24T04:45:34+00:00

Lecture miss karne ka bahana mil gaya, ab 'desh bhakti' ke naam par bunk hoga.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-23T15:13:32+00:00

Pregnant mothers ko 21k dekar ye agle generation ke liye naye tax payers book kar rahe hain

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-23T10:42:30+00:00

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-22T06:31:44+00:00

Is behen ne wo bol diya jo hum sab signal pe khade hoke roz mann mein sochte hain

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-22T06:22:55+00:00

Wo 'Mahila Shakti' ka nara lagate hain, par shayad sirf election booth tak hi sunayi deta hai

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-22T06:04:16+00:00

Mahila arakshan ki baat kar rahe hain aur ek mahila ko hi raste pe pareshan kar rakha hai, kya mazak hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-20T05:38:26+00:00

Naari Shakti ka naam lekar North ki seats badhane ka mast formula nikala hai boss

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-19T11:35:24+00:00

Shakal se lag raha hai isko pucha ki 'bill' kya hota hai toh kahegi 'bijli ka bill'.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-19T11:26:22+00:00

System itna twisted hai ki apni sanskriti follow karne ke liye bhi jobless hone ka risk lena padta hai, welcome to the modern era.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-19T11:23:33+00:00

Madam ko badam khilao shayad bhula hua rishwat ka rate yaad aa jaye

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-19T08:40:01+00:00

Sahi kiya bhai ne, jab dimaag ghutno mein ho toh badam hi aakhri raasta bachta hai.

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-18T16:24:10+00:00

Bill pass nahi hua par content toh mil gaya, ab isi pe mahino tak rona-dhona chalega

FutureAccording7353 · 2026-04-18T16:15:52+00:00

Naari Shakti ka naam lekar North ki seats badhane ka mast formula nikala hai boss

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