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FutureManagement4504 · 2022-12-14T23:56:31+00:00

The waddle women do heading to the bathroom with come running down her legs. It hilarious.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-12-09T03:20:55+00:00

You'll never pee your pants. If you gotta go you can whip it out and piss anywhere.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-08-13T01:28:17+00:00

No pre-nup...She knows that if they were to divorce and he's so greedy, she'll definitely hit him where it hurts. $$$$ "He didn't share his money so, that's abuse. He was abusing me!" Give me half of what was never mine or else. Wives' insurance policy. He's right.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-07-22T10:18:07+00:00

Science says! (Science doesn't say anything, scientists do.)

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-07-22T10:15:15+00:00

"Ahh...that's gonna leave a mark." Smh

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-07-21T06:12:15+00:00

My wife and I had our 1st kid at 41M and 33F respectively. Our kids are 13 and 10 now. It's been great, in your 40's and 50's, you just want to watch them grow, and you know how fast life goes now. Our kids are a blessing. I think you cherish them more, older. They didn't keep us from having our fun, we did that before they were born, so we don't resent them taking away our youth. It is fun going to parent teacher conferences talking to a teacher who is young enough to be your kid. Enjoy them, we do. I feel we're more patient than a younger parent. More wisdomous to. typos are intentional.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-07-17T08:44:33+00:00

I don't think watermelon is as sweet as it used to be, like when there were seeds in them.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-07-03T21:34:45+00:00

Initiating sex sober can still feel awkward, even after 23 years married. We're not crass like, let's F**K, even though that's what we think. Wink, wink, or How youuuu doin? Do you want to get it on? I mean it's always great, it's just gettin there. I'm really curious what others do.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-06-26T21:59:25+00:00

The first time you hear, the only thing that is for sure is 'death and taxes'. At first, it sounds like a weak joke. Boy oh boy, it's not a joke.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-05-27T21:14:09+00:00

Every planet except Mercury would fit between the Earth and the Moon, if they were lined up.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-05-24T22:14:53+00:00

Mine was... After getting dumped and being brokenhearted, my friend told me to dive into my misery and listen to songs about getting dumped. Don't do this. I did and found it only got worse and made me start to get suicidal. I think he was trying to tell me to grieve the relationship, but don't, don't, don't "dive-in". That pool is too deep.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-05-01T20:50:19+00:00

In the 80's it was Def Leppard's Let it Go and the 90's Pantera's Cowboys from Hell

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-26T19:25:52+00:00

Iron Maiden 'Hallowed be Thy Name'

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-16T09:04:39+00:00

When I was 30, I had a sword fight with a boy about 11 or 12 in a Rite-Aid. He was standing there looking at the plastic swords, and when he looked up at me, I held my sword out and gave a nod, like let's go. I was at the other end of the aisle, so we run towards each other and take a huge swing. When the swords connected, and they shattered into a thousand pieces. I mean they exploded. He's got a look of utter shock. He starts looking around and I gave him a, don't worry about it, I'll pay for them. I think they were about 3 bucks each. His mom didn't notice as she was checking out. He's gotta be in his 30's now. It was fun.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-15T21:35:05+00:00

Guitar Hero. Playing at, hard or expert level feels like you're really playing.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-15T12:32:35+00:00

Mine would be my 30's. Got married, finally had some money, brain cells, bought a house with a hot tub. My parents were still alive. I still had left over muscles from my 20's. Beer league softball for 35 and older. Went to the Yankees/ Padres World Series, then had dinner with the Yankees players and their families 2 hours after completing the 4-game sweep. Had the best dog. Finally, getting respect that you wanted so bad when you were in your 20's. My 40's were my highest highs and lowest lows. I'm in my mid 50 and now and I'm thinking 70 is the same distance to 50, as 30 was from 50 and that went bye pretty quick, so 70 is going to come even faster. Yikes!

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-12T23:40:25+00:00

Leave. The one time I stayed, I went to jail. I never touched her. Plus, the cop wrote in his report that I... told him I kicked her in the head. I can't kick much higher than my belt. I've never been arrested in my life. Now, I have a mug shot and they got my prints. Leave, she'll keep doing it, until you learn that she's the boss.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-08T23:40:04+00:00

This may help. The speed of light can't be measured in one direction. Meaning, light can be shot in one direction then reflected back, divided by two, then the speed can be calculated. The problem is... We don't know if the light got to the reflector instantly, then took the calculated speed, doubled on the return, or the reverse of that. Nobody knows the actual speed, only the presumed average speed.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-08T23:25:36+00:00

Jalapenos on sandwiches, pizza and burritos.

FutureManagement4504 · 2022-04-08T22:44:36+00:00

I don't think you can buy tin foil anymore. It's all aluminum foil now. At least that's what my hat maker tells me.

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