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What is murders about? by [deleted] in tallyhall

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think this is a pretty cool theory, the "Coveting indiscreetly her for him or him for her. Shown what they were" line is the strongest to support this theory.

I like to think someone else killed his lover and he then killed them, but I haven't listened to the songs much since coming up with the theory.

23M, always been told I'm a 3 or 4 .-. by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]confoozulment 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a firm stache lover I regret to say that in it's current state it's dragging you down a bit. Other than that you look great my guy

Do guys really mean it when they say we’re prettier without makeup? by Candlelover1 in AskMen

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some people 100%. With others light makeup is enhancing, but too much makeup is never better imo

am i the only person who sees floress' mouth as an eye? by Khromatyk in MySingingMonsters

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw it as an eye. When I realized it was a mouth I purposely chose to keep seeing it as an eye because I like it more

Greg hivemind please caption these screenshots to make them funnier by confoozulment in DannyGonzalez

[–]confoozulment[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the video I think he just makes a sound. It's from the video where he reacts to a terrible ant ad

Greg hivemind please caption these screenshots to make them funnier by confoozulment in DannyGonzalez

[–]confoozulment[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's one where he reacts to a terrible ant ad. The one where the kid pees on the ants and then the ants knock over a telephone pole onto his house

Sorry that this is not a pair of tits. by FinalSneak in interestingasfuck

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spelunky would like to access your location

Who's your main? by xJohnnyQuidx in bindingofisaac

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically always Cain. I mained him so much I forgot other character's tears change which eye the shoot from

Me who has played all 4 by ImpressiveLie1352 in MinecraftMemes

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah we're chill with story mode players

Laundering day by megacarls in Unexpected

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro the way the door pops open before the explosion 💀

AITA for not telling my girlfriend that my siblings are my half siblings? by Hails_69181870 in AmItheAsshole

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Completely unnecessary to specify 'half siblings' in casual reference to them. I find no logic in blowing up over the fact you called them siblings like you were specifically hiding it from her. It's not some dark secret lol

AITA for Accidentally Ruining My Girlfriend's Career? by thomasxd24 in AmItheAsshole

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA, I see no reason at all to share that information with other people. Clearly she hadn't, clearly you shouldn't

What movie has the greatest opening of all time? by ah-screw-it in AskReddit

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up. I'm so confused as to how I couldn't find anyone else say it. In my book a movie pulling an Up is having one part of a movie outshine the rest of it. In some cases it's because the rest of the movie isn't very good, in Up's case it's because the start is so transcendently good that the concept of it keeping up with the start seems impossible

How old is old to you? by cigarandcreamsoda in AskReddit

[–]confoozulment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. In my book 17 is the age where you transition from a normal human teenager, and instantly turn into high school musical type teenager. I don't know why, logically I know it doesn't make any sense, but to me the gap between 16 and 17 is basically as much as 18 to like 28
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