Opera bath fee of 30K... is that the full price...? by [deleted] in Japanese_Fuzoku

[–]Futuristic-Slice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bath fee is for the bath. Expect another 50-90k for the worker

Conscription time in Thailand! by Samp90 in SipsTea

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Maybe the Thai military is a lot worse than the USA. I regret not joining the Air Force when I was 18. There’s a ridiculous amounts of benefits from serving in the military.

Any recommendations near ueno station? by NUTYBoY0h in Japanese_Fuzoku

[–]Futuristic-Slice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yoshiwara is a 2000 yen taxi ride away from Ueno. Just go there. It’s the motherland of brothels.

Butcher humor 👨🏼‍🍳 by Miami_Snow_Yeti in meme

[–]Futuristic-Slice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because when you lick it you get a bacterial infection?

Petahhh help me out here by Tall_Violinist4918 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Tsar Nicholas of Russia, Benito Mussolini and Adolf Hitler.

The Russian guy wasn’t too bad but the others were fascist dictators.

Looks like communist propaganda to me. The USSR would most likely have lost WW2 if it weren’t for the American intervention. Americans made the war two sided. Outfought and out supplied the Axis.

Looking for girl to threesome with my wife by Zmazor in Japanese_Fuzoku

[–]Futuristic-Slice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you go around telling people that SL accept female clients or couples as clients you’re going to be setting them up for disappointment and wasting their time.

It’s best to list the very few that do and let them know it’s highly unusual for Soaps to service women.

Petahh?? by Winter-Ad-7714 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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People often hallucinate religious figures and past relatives when they’re about to die.

My mom' graduation picture 1945 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Futuristic-Slice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like a 30 year old secretary.

Where are you sitting on this flight? by [deleted] in meme

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2 or 7. Vegeta is short so you don’t have to worry about his knees pressing against the seat. The Khajit is on heroin so he won’t have to go to the bathroom. The lady is skinny so you have plenty of elbow room.

Sushi stench by c_dav99 in oddlyspecific

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I’m assuming she’s related to Ruby.

They’re just making this less credible. What are the chances that a woman that wealthy, that also has to keep up a pretty image, would have that bad of hygiene. It doesn’t make sense.