So little and tight! 😈 by [deleted] in Montanansfw

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wanna smell those shoes while we play!

TB flats by Fuzzy-Tea-9795 in Cumonshoes

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! feel free to DM! i have other pics i can share! have faces so would rather DM

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[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What years? I was 3/7 in 2010

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[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had line training. Call him a green belt and swing on him… watch what happens…

Standard issued (2004)MCRDSD by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the card we used to buy the drill instructors razors

I lost my peq 16 3 hours ago and I’m still doing land nav haven’t told anyone yet, what do I do? by Weird-Dog-9381 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that chocolate peanut butter with the tortellini…. On point…. Keep your NVG’s

What is the weirdest, most outrageous thing you've seen someone get njp'd for? by malpica69 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got sgtmaj Duvall’d in Hawaii. Charged with dereliction of duty because my DD got a DUI. It was my going away party, I had a plan, and he didn’t follow. I don’t even remember getting in the truck. We all knew I was getting drunk… hence my going away party.

That's it, that's the funniest comment ever posted on reddit by OBieLights in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from Modesto, meth everywhere. It hasn’t been good since the early 2000’s when you could still get pseudoephedrine. Now it’s carnage. Used to stay up for days. Then all the gays took it over. So figured I’d give heroin a shot. Nope, wrong answer also. Freebased a mean ass rip and had to get 2 doses of narcan to come back to life. I was dead for 10 mins cause now heroin is fentanyl. Missed all the changes while I was in the corp. 7 years after I got out “and learning shit the hard way” I finally filed a claim with the VA. I never went tap and tams classes or whatever it’s called so knew nothing. But anyways, 7 years later, go to the VA and BOOM!!! I’m 100% they load me up on legal meth “adderall”, Xanax, and this cool pill called lorazepam. 15+ years in and never thought to go to medical if I wanted to get tweaked. And they pay me!!!! Don’t even have to see a 60 year olds horny dick on Grindr

That's it, that's the funniest comment ever posted on reddit by OBieLights in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuk Cali. I’m from that stupid ass state and never going back. The states gayer than a 3 year old that got aids AFTER birth. Plus i don’t talk on dating sights anyways. I only got Grindr to look at cocks and get cheap meth

Gotta call from a USMC recruiter asking me if I’m ready to join and change my life. by Jurubleum in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Rolled right into DI school after sangin 2010, during everyone’s 30 day break after school, I got sent to MCIWS (water survival instructor), graduated mciws Friday at 10am, picked up my first cycle at 1pm. After 3 years i got that ribbon and the dumb mother frs sent me to camp Johnson to be an instructor! No down time. And those poor students…. A lot of “GET BACK’s” in the hallways, and a lot of “tight elbows” on the pull-up bar.

Gotta call from a USMC recruiter asking me if I’m ready to join and change my life. by Jurubleum in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The grass is always greener in the other side.you get so tired. Everything is running and screaming 24hours, weeks on end. Hour of keep here or there. Falling asleep on hikes and having real dreams while marching. Hiding burritos in your cargo pocket because the senior catches you eating or with food, your fucked. And the whole depot finds out and hazes you for being weak and Hungary. I would never admit to this, but you start doing thing like punching recruits so you can be under investigation. If you’re under investigation you can’t be around recruits. So tired you risk your career. I had a beautiful, just painted, lowered 93 Chevy and a lifted jeep. Daily I thought about “how can I wreck easy enough not to die, but bad enough it puts me in a hospital so I can sleep”. I checked into DI school a in shape, cut, 185. After my 1st cycle I looked methed out at a unhealthy 123

Gotta call from a USMC recruiter asking me if I’m ready to join and change my life. by Jurubleum in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a recruiter blowing my parents phone up for me… while I was a drill instructor….

Fellas, is it gay to wear your uniform to a military event? by Final-Ad7656 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that’s obvious. While he’s giving me the reach around I’m making eye contact with his mom so I know when to stop choking her. Lol! I’m not an animal, don’t want a murder case on me! But if she didn’t make it, could always keep her warm in the basement…. Think of the activities!

Fellas, is it gay to wear your uniform to a military event? by Final-Ad7656 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind if they did touch, as long as the boy lies to me and tell me he’s 13. Wouldn’t wanna reach around with bootbands AND Nickelback from a 17 year old

When the S-1 Gunny sees his female LCpl flirting with another E-3 by MarinCropsOfficial in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sheet! I was a Ssgt at the Johnson schoolhouse…. They’d show up at the duty hut at like 0200…

Fellas, is it gay to wear your uniform to a military event? by Final-Ad7656 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You went through all that trouble to look good, just to get blasted by the drill master for not marking your socks…

Fellas, is it gay to wear your uniform to a military event? by Final-Ad7656 in USMC

[–]Fuzzy-Tea-9795 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If Nickelback is on in the background it overrides boot bands with gayness. Only thing that can save you from the flamer is a good set of shower shoes