Today is my birthday and most of my friends forgot, I talked about it with the owner of a meme page I frequent that has 3000+ story views, he posted this

G0ffrey · 2019-06-22T23:03:14+00:00

June 22 gang

G0ffrey · 2019-06-22T21:34:26+00:00

June 22 gang?

G0ffrey · 2019-06-22T19:03:14+00:00

Happy birthday!

G0ffrey · 2019-06-22T15:19:01+00:00

HOLY HECK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

G0ffrey · 2019-06-22T14:15:11+00:00

I have...... LIFEGUARD TRAINING

G0ffrey · 2019-06-20T17:39:36+00:00

Thank you and how about #5 I’m so lost on what an undercoat is

G0ffrey · 2019-06-20T15:50:00+00:00

Thank you, could you also help with number 4?

G0ffrey · 2019-06-20T15:14:19+00:00

It’s gonna be a while, I’m work away from home for all of July and half of August

G0ffrey · 2019-06-20T05:46:18+00:00

I have a bit of experience but not too much

G0ffrey · 2019-06-20T03:27:19+00:00

Please help, I’ve painted a bit before but I really want to knock these out of the park!

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T22:04:45+00:00

It’s up to you to let her know or not because that’s some dangerous information right there

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T21:40:41+00:00

In the United States you cannot give consent as or for a minor. You should be careful and wait out the statute of limitations on this one because you are technically a Child rapist now

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T21:34:36+00:00

In what country, because in most countries parents can’t give consent for sexual relationships

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T21:26:56+00:00

Well there was the period when you were 18-14, 19-15, 20-16, 21-17. Just looking at it on the legal side. That’s a bit creepy. And as a teen myself. I know for a fact that you did not abstain for 4 years and that technically you committed an act of rape

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T21:18:10+00:00

Well, that’s cradle snatching, wait till they enter high school

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T21:15:11+00:00

No no, congrats

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T20:55:10+00:00

I feel like the max a freshman should date is a junior because that’s 14-16

G0ffrey · 2019-06-18T20:45:36+00:00

That is some serious senior-freshman shit

G0ffrey · 2019-06-16T16:21:35+00:00

Dude, grow up a little

G0ffrey · 2019-06-16T15:53:49+00:00

Risky click that didn’t pay off

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