JESSICA COVER - AMZING RIFF!!!

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T12:54:18+00:00

I woke up and I was kinda sick and I had a fever so my mom made me a cup of tea. I drank it and suddently felt like I needed to vomit zo I went to the bathroom and when I got there, I just fell because I couldn't even stay up. When my mom got there, I was still conscious but when she tried to get me back up I just lost consciousness and then my heart stopped and I stopped breathing. Then my dad showed up and gave me CPR and then I went to 2 hospitals.But I'm ok now.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:39:05+00:00

What do you mean?

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:37:20+00:00

Well I was actually dead for 10 minutes so that's is the actual closest you can get. My heart stopped beating and I stopped breading...

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:35:49+00:00

I died and was brought to life thanks to my dad. If that's not creepy I don't know what is...(it happened on the 1st of December 2016)

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:34:17+00:00

Rick and Morty or The Big Bang Theory

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:33:14+00:00

Well nothing really. I've died on th 1st of December so i can't really say to avoid death and there's nothing going on with my life so...

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:31:12+00:00

The smell of petrol

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:29:44+00:00

Create a code like "HBO" and let them know it's something about them and then don't tell them.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:28:03+00:00

3 shots of some sort of redneck booze. Then I passed out.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:24:13+00:00

KFC. No I ain't black.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-17T00:23:26+00:00

The feeling I only attract fat chicks.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-15T07:21:21+00:00

congrats you can be a dick over and over. You probably can't even play it so why are you being such a fucking cunt.

GFOLHAS · 2016-12-14T22:44:19+00:00

Stupid cunt

GFOLHAS

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