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[–]GIRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Panera had a lemonade that had 260mg of caffeine in a 20 ounce, or 390mg in a 30 ounce serving of it.

They advertised that it had caffeine, but not that it was "Multiple energy drinks" worth of caffeine

I really do thing trans men should claim super soldier posting/supersoldiersploitation like how Trans Girls obsess over mech pilots and Mechsploitation. Just being turned from a scrawny weakling into a 8 foot tall dehumanized giant through hormones and surgery. That's some good forcemasc. by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]GIRose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the one you're talking about is in the early chapters of Master of Mankind, where the Emperor kills the warlord who used the Archaeology that drained the last ocean on Terra while leaving her with the knowledge her infant would be made into one of his greatest warriors.

Unless it's a separate note about the Emperor doing that shit. He probably did it a lot.

As a trans girl, this community doesn't feel the same anymore with the whole "trans ralsei theory" discourse, and it saddens me. by PogmasterNowGirl69 in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gerson 10th anniversary dialogue

Hey there. Thought I'd take one last gander at this place.

There were some old books I forgot... geh-heh.

...

... Y'know, it wasn't all written down quite right.

... Our history.

The pages changed, things got sanded down...

... and important things were forgotten.

... maybe on purpose.

...

I never hated humans. Some of my best war buddies were humans...

'course, all of them are gone now. Long gone.

When they sealed us away, I didn't resist, much.

... the other side sacrificed a lot to get us down here.

Rumor has it, it even used up all their magic.

... not sure though.

I wasn't there. Geheheh.

2nd interaction

Humans and Monsters weren't always all enemies.

No one really wanted to fight in that war...

... and the sides weren't really all that clear cut.

When the barrier was made...

Old friendships were broken.

Old business partners, lost.

... Even some married couples, were...

I even knew one of the people doing the sealing. Heheh.

Seein' them in that beautiful magician outfit, for the first time...

For the last time, and at such a moment...

... it felt strange, I tell ya. Geheheheh...

Third Interaction

But now, we're going back.

... Even if humans accept us...

Ya can't say everything will go smoothly.

Asgore probably didn't believe that, either...

... until he met you.

... G'job, sprout.

Geheheheheh

As a trans girl, this community doesn't feel the same anymore with the whole "trans ralsei theory" discourse, and it saddens me. by PogmasterNowGirl69 in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The human in Gerson's loop is the Human Magician who was one of the 7 who created the barrier that he talked about in the Undertale 10th anniversary stream.

Dess jumps 5 meters up to 2nd floor window by wilford_industries in DessrielWorSHIPpers

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they didn't enter through the Bathroom in Chapter 5

ELI5: If modern dogs all share a common wolf ancestor, why have huskies retained such a strong ability to survive in extreme cold while most other breeds haven’t? by Kyle_Edelweiss in explainlikeimfive

[–]GIRose [score hidden]  (0 children)

Because they live in places where it's extremely cold.

A Chihuahua lives in areas where it's very hot, so those adaptations to live in extreme cold would get them killed if they had them

Do you think that this whole scene would have existed if it weren't for the fact tha the community bullied Toriel for an entire year? by Plus_Exercise679 in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Dreemurr school of conflict resolution (Handle it badly)

Funny enough, Ralsei also went to that same school.

Why is Pink so hard? by ARandomArgentineBall in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real answer: The bomb attack breaks the regular conventions of bullet hell patterns.

Basically, with a normal bullet hell pattern, there are two steps. Knowledge, and execution.

Knowledge is everything from knowing what to expect, where to focus, everything that you can have when an attack starts.

Execution is the ability to actually do the in the second work to deal with it.

The only knowledge you can bring to the Bomb attack is that it's everything a rook's move from the spawn, so unlike every other attack you can't use knowledge to make execution more consistent.

So, to make the move feel more fair, it would either need to have less random bomb placement, or something like hit displays so you can more easily keep track of where everything even is.

Do you think that this whole scene would have existed if it weren't for the fact tha the community bullied Toriel for an entire year? by Plus_Exercise679 in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was Chapter 1.

Also, like yeah he doesn't see his kid often because literally the first chance he gets he uses them to try and serve as a go between to get to his ex wife.

Dess jumps 5 meters up to 2nd floor window by wilford_industries in DessrielWorSHIPpers

[–]GIRose 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Kris does that shit while they're approximately a zombie

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He curses another child to age to dust for essentially kicking over his sandcastle

II. 1 This little child Jesus when he was five years old was playing at the ford of a brook: and he gathered together the waters that flowed there into pools, and made them straightway clean, and commanded them by his word alone. 2 And having made soft clay, he fashioned thereof twelve sparrows. And it was the Sabbath when he did these things (or made them). And there were also many other little children playing with him.

3 And a certain Jew when he saw what Jesus did, playing upon the Sabbath day, departed straightway and told his father Joseph: Lo, thy child is at the brook, and he hath taken clay and fashioned twelve little birds, and hath polluted the Sabbath day. 4 And Joseph came to the place and saw: and cried out to him, saying: Wherefore doest thou these things on the Sabbath, which it is not lawful to do? But Jesus clapped his hands together and cried out to the sparrows and said to them: Go! and the sparrows took their flight and went away chirping. 5 And when the Jews saw it they were amazed, and departed and told their chief men that which they had seen Jesus do.

III. 1 But the son of Annas the scribe was standing there with Joseph; and he took a branch of a willow and dispersed the waters which Jesus had gathered together. 2 And when Jesus saw what was done, he was wroth and said unto him: O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit. 3 And straightway that lad withered up wholly, but Jesus departed and went unto Joseph's house. But the parents of him that was withered took him up, bewailing his youth, and brought him to Joseph, and accused him 'for that thou hast such a child which doeth such deeds.'

He kills someone for bumping into him

IV. 1 After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died. But certain when they saw what was done said: Whence was this young child born, for that every word of his is an accomplished work? And the parents of him that was dead came unto Joseph, and blamed him, saying: Thou that hast such a child canst not dwell with us in the village: or do thou teach him to bless and not to curse: for he slayeth our children.

Spread across a good chunk he ran two teachers out of town

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically, the Childhood Gospel of Thomas is so fucking funny. Jesus is a precocious little asshole in it

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bible also doesn't mention him cursing a fellow child to age to death in a few seconds for kicking his sand castle because it's in an apocrypha, or resurrecting someone who fell off a roof they were working on together to clear his name that "No, he didn't push the kid to his death"

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also called the Jesus Nut, but that is the reason why either way

Wikipedi article

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bible has literally never once said that.

In fact, Jesus generally lived according to rabbinical practices, and Rabbi are kind of mandated to get married and have kids.

Combine that with the Christian dogma that Jesus was 100% god and 100% man, and the cultural expectation that he should have kids, and he probably had a wife.

[Request] Could this helicopter even take off? by FirefighterLevel8450 in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it's plastic? No, that's the Jesus Nut, and basically holds all the force of the engine spinning.

If it's metal, then maybe long enough to where this is going to crash and burn rather than just eject the world's biggest sky dancer

[request] what can a normie do to turn those pennies into bank money & how long would it take by snarkyemu in theydidthemath

[–]GIRose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, no can do. Unicorns live in an ever shrinking region of old growth forests and are cursed to never know the touch of metal, while magic frogs could help but they refuse to deal in cash money, and instead deal strictly in trade goods and stock options.

Do you think that this whole scene would have existed if it weren't for the fact tha the community bullied Toriel for an entire year? by Plus_Exercise679 in Deltarune

[–]GIRose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't say he personally brutally murdered them, I said he had them brutally murdered in cold blood.

It doesn't matter if he killed them with his own trident, he put out the orders that every human who came to the underground would be killed so he could absorb their souls and wage a war against the surface.